Hey, I'm lion. I'm a fucking pvp god in the damned jungle, ya know?
Well, you bitch giraffes think you can handle my godly pvp skills? I smash yo face in like it's peanut butter!
Today's war was fun, right? You all fucking fleed like wussypants! Yeah, me and my lioness bitches just scared the boo-boo crap out of you, didn't we?
Well guess what, leaving your herd without any fucking punishment? Hell no!
If you want to get unhunted you need to pay the following:
- Giraffe 1 with the 87cm long neck: 500kk
- Giraffe 2 with the 102cm long neck: 700kk
- Female giraffe 1 with the damn sexy, uh, 98
- Giraffe 3 with 112cm long neck: 800kk
So yeah, you better pay bitches, this is how I roll!
oh and not to mention, I went to the fucking zoo, we smash the lions there! No lion dares to challenge me, the pvp god!
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Well, you bitch giraffes think you can handle my godly pvp skills? I smash yo face in like it's peanut butter!
Today's war was fun, right? You all fucking fleed like wussypants! Yeah, me and my lioness bitches just scared the boo-boo crap out of you, didn't we?
Well guess what, leaving your herd without any fucking punishment? Hell no!
If you want to get unhunted you need to pay the following:
- Giraffe 1 with the 87cm long neck: 500kk
- Giraffe 2 with the 102cm long neck: 700kk
- Female giraffe 1 with the damn sexy, uh, 98
- Giraffe 3 with 112cm long neck: 800kk
So yeah, you better pay bitches, this is how I roll!
oh and not to mention, I went to the fucking zoo, we smash the lions there! No lion dares to challenge me, the pvp god!
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