Well it just struck me that I should start a new religion. After all religion is all about the comfort of knowing that something almighty is looking over you with protection and guidance so might as well believe in one that makes sense to me and I like.
BUT I can't do it alone guys, everyone chip in your two cents and help write our Holy Scripture as we progress in thought. Since this will be founded in modern times we might as well stick to English and a modern format rather then Latin or any other sort.
I'm pretty exhausted faith-wise right now so if anyone could start us off (polytheism or monotheism? name of our deity(s)? afterlife beliefs) Have FAITH! (and creativity!)
SCRIPTure v1.01 (the alpha testament)
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BUT I can't do it alone guys, everyone chip in your two cents and help write our Holy Scripture as we progress in thought. Since this will be founded in modern times we might as well stick to English and a modern format rather then Latin or any other sort.
I'm pretty exhausted faith-wise right now so if anyone could start us off (polytheism or monotheism? name of our deity(s)? afterlife beliefs) Have FAITH! (and creativity!)
SCRIPTure v1.01 (the alpha testament)
LUA:
Gods = {
[1] = {
name = "??/';sssCORRUPTED##!@@NEED#$^^MORE(*%+___FAITH)???",
miracles = {spawned_himself = 1276903225, spawned_another = 1276903282, produced_offspring = nil}, --integer is date (unix timestamp)
powers = { -- delay between attacks (in milliseconds)
{name = "Mirage", delay = 1000},
{name = "Answer_Prayer", delay = -1},
{name = "Respawn", delay = 259200000},
{name = "Water Gun", delay = 4500}
}
},
[2] = {
name = "Titters",
miracles = {produced_offspring = nil},
powers = { -- second variable
{name = "Mirage", delay = 1000},
{name = "Answer_Prayer", delay = -1},
{name = "Giving_Birth", delay = 2.36676945 * 10^10},
{name = "Sammich", delay = 500},
{name = "Water Gun", delay = 5000}
}
},
[3] = {
name = "Cyko \\b\\ Fag",
miracles = {sterile = true},
powers = { -- second variable
{name = "Mirage", delay = 1000},
{name = "Answer_Prayer", delay = -1}
}
},
}
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