CreatureEvent Diarrhea System

[Darkhaos]

=D!

Open data/actions/scripts/other/food.lua and after:

	doRemoveItem(item.uid, 1)

Paste this:

-- diarrea chance in %
local diarrheaChance = 100
local diarrheaStorage = 63215

	if(math.random(100) <= diarrheaChance) then
		if(getPlayerStorageValue(cid, diarrheaStorage) < 0) then
			doPlayerSetStorageValue(cid, diarrheaStorage, 0)
		end
		doPlayerSetStorageValue(cid, diarrheaStorage, 1)
		doCreatureSay(cid, "Damm... I get Diarrhea!", TALKTYPE_MONSTER)
	end

Now, go to data/creaturescripts/scripts create a file called diarrhea.lua and paste this inside:

function onThink(cid, interval)

local chanceToRemoveDiarrhea = 1
local diarrheaStorage = 63215
local msg = 
{
	"Damm.. the Diarrhea is killing me!",
	"Oh Crap! my pants are dirty.",
	"What's that smell?"
}

	local interval = interval + 1
	if(interval >= 10) then
		if(getPlayerStorageValue(cid, diarrheaStorage) > 0) then
			if(math.random(100) >= 50) then
				doCreateItem(2016, 3, getCreaturePosition(cid))
			end
			if(math.random(100) <= 30) then
				doCreatureSay(cid, msg[math.random(1, table.maxn(msg))], TALKTYPE_MONSTER)
			end
			if(math.random(100) <= chanceToRemoveDiarrhea) then
			doPlayerSetStorageValue(cid, diarrheaStorage, 0)
				doCreatureSay(cid, "Oh yeah! my ass is happy.", TALKTYPE_MONSTER)
			end
		end
		interval = 0
	end
	return true
end

Paste this in login.lua:

	registerCreatureEvent(cid, "Diarrhea")

And this in creaturescripts.xml:

	<event type="think" name="Diarrhea" event="script" value="diarrhea.lua"/>

Enjoy !

 

[cirtaboy]

What the heck is this?`

 

[Grehy]

Well thats... new.

 

[Summ]

Lol strange script...

but nicely done. xD

 

[bivan]

What is Diarrea?

 

[Sharp]

its spelt Diarrhoea
-in my country anyway

 

[Junior er]

@upup
indigestion

 

[Henkos]

usefull!

 

[Herpicus]

hahah rep++ for you xD


I laughed when I saw this

 

[dgprado]

its spelt Diarrhoea
-in my country anyway

In my country we call caganeira muahauahauahau xD

 

[WTF.Error]

hahah very nice \o/

 

[Madlander]

ahahahaha cool!!!

 

[Zeeh1997]

Very Very FUNNY! ^^

 

[Henkos]

Anything special happen? Like the pants turns brown?

 

[Sizaro]

"Damn, I get diarrhea"... <- Bad english?

 

[Darkhaos]

"Damn, I get diarrhea"... <- Bad english?

I don't know ! i don't speak english !

 

[Qlimatt]

usefUULL LOL

 

[Donio]

why is this usefull? -.^

 

[Deathaak]

Damn, I have the runs..