Dumbest, Stupidest, Craziest, Funniest Scripts!

[JDB]

Write the dumbest, most obscene script you can think of.
It doesn't matter what it does, it can do anything!

Rule:

• Script Must Work (Or at least be easily fixed)
• Use Tags

P.S:
I got really bored so I made this. <_<

Example:

local jailPos = {x=100, y=100, z=7}
local banana = XXXX
function onUse(cid, item, fromPos, itemEx, toPos)
	if getPlayerLevel(cid) < 8 then
		doBroadcastMessage(cid, "What is Tibia?", MESSAGE_STATUS_WARNING)
		doSendMagicEffect(getCreaturePosition(cid), CONST_ME_POFF)
	else
		doTeleportThing(cid, jailPos)
		doPlayerAddItem(cid, banana)
                doPlayerSendTextMessage(cid, MESSAGE_INFO_DESCR, "FREE BANANA!, Enjoy Jail!")
	end
	return TRUE
end