[JAVA] Quick Website Faker

[STiX]

javascript:if(document.body.contentEditable){if(document.body.contentEditable=='false'){document.body.contentEditable='true';}else{document.body.contentEditable='false';}}else{if(document.designMode=='on'){document.designMode='off';}else{document.designMode='on';}}void 0;

Use it as a bookmark or URL for quick webpage (client side) editing.
Fake screenshots or make your naive friend think you've wrecked his MySpace.

.smile. rep plx

 

[STiX]

Other cool things:
Browser Java

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

VBS Scripts (disable by closing Wscript.exe process)

MsgBox "WARNING: Coffee-cup holder is broken!",64,"Coffee"
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

While(true)
Randomize 
Upperlimit = colCDROMs.Count - 1
Lowerlimit = 0
Rom=Int((upperlimit - lowerlimit + 1)*Rnd() + lowerlimit)
colCDROMs.Item(Rom).Eject
Wend

CMD/BATCH FILE

@echo off
title Reformatting C
color 17
cd C:\Windows\system32
:LOOP
dir
ping -n %1 127.0.0.1 > NUL 2>&1
GOTO LOOP

 

[Sizaro]

This rox xD

 

[husam]

yeah haha!

 

[STiX]

Thanks.
Ofc, you could always do it the old fashion way. Export as HTML and edit, but personally I use it as a bookmark for a quick way to delete advertisements for printing and copying.
Oh, and in case you didn't notice, I very sneakily updated it to a toggle version instead of only just enabling the editing. Re-enter the line to disable editing now.

[EDIT]
Meh, screw the Java now.
May as well share a few small things.

My school's network proxy blocks the phrases 'prox*', 'unblock*' and several others making it pretty difficult to circumvent it.
So I've gotten into the habit of entering direct IPs into my URL bar. Smart Andrew C. has now disabled that too.
Hopefully, direct IPs in hex will take him a while to figure out http:// 0x(hex1).0x(hex2).0x(hex3).0x(hex4) etc.

I actually used to work as the school's network administrator for my traineeship. I didn't wish to screw things up, but I dare say this leavers/muck-up day will be a memorable one.

 

[husam]

hihi i pwn rep

 

[STiX]

I find Google Chrome is good for relatively seamless editing.
Ofc, HTML and CSS editing would be more efficient - but slower.

Oh, and remember to re-enter it to close the editing option.
That way it works just like a real website and looks like it too - except your edits if too obvious.

 

[STiX]

BUMPZ
Not interesting enough?

 

[chojrak]

Great! Rep++

 

[STiX]

Rep'd back!
Thanks
man this system is flawed!

 

[Syntax]

haha awesome, also would u like to explain the hex ip a bit more, through here or pm. I too have a very strict filter. Repped

 

[enriel]

lol this rox

 

[Gomgom]

Good job

 

[elsaba]

bumb

 

[1Michael1]

It's not Java, it's a javascript.
Javascript shouldn't be confused with Java.

Two very different things.