Rate the joke above you.

[Berzerky]

I came up with this from the top of my head.

You say a joke, any joke and the person under you rates it, then they tell a joke.

i'll go first.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?


They are both empty from the neck up.
(sorry if that offended anyone)

 

[Archez]

Cool ...


My Joke:

- Wife: Hey honey, I see you worried...
- Husband: Damn!, I've almost hit your mom with the car...
- Wife: Did the brake failed?!!...
- Husband: No, No!, The God damn acelerator!

-End-

 

[Crewe]

Hah, good one like 7/10.

Im no good at jokes, dno if this joke is common however, I found it on google.
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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound testicles?

People say he was half-nuts!

 

[Pro Warbringer]

NICE

what will be if a Blond And a ***** Jump from a Buildin

NUTELLA!!!XD

 

[Sharp]

lol racist 7/10

yo mama legs so hairy
when the ants crawl up them they sing
IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE

 

[Jester]

Mh... 6/10

When has Hittler commited suicide?
When he received the gas invoice.

(Not meant to be racist)

 

[Silverstone]

8/10 - knew it but still hilarious.

Why does a freak get the adult and children editing of harry potter?



Just to check that there are no diffrencies in the text!

Aw!

 

[exrip]

4/10

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."

The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."

The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

 

[Amrosh]

I didnt really laugh 3/5

Ok im bad at jokes but lets try
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" (From Google)

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[Dante]

7/10 XD!

DIS ES MI JOK

It was a guy called Goled
and in the class room we called him Google
he got mad and said "I HATE GOOGLE"
after he said that did he grab his shirt and show show his stomach
and it was a computer there he said "LOOK IDIOTS I USE ORGINAL INTERNET! I HATE MOZILLA"
we said WAT THA FAK
and he said "YA WAT THA FAK STOP SAY GOOGLE TO MIIIII"
we said uhh sure omg

 

[Jester]

4/10 not that funny to me

A woman is walking home, when suddenly a drunk man appears on her view and says:
You're so ugly, gah!
Then she reply: You are a drunkard!
The drunk man: Ye, but tomorrow im fresh.

 

[Noctivity]

3/10
That wasnt funny to me.

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This one happened to me in rl.

Wass talking to the chick she was all like
"ive came so far"
me<
"howso?"
her<
"Well i used to be so quiet now im all talkitive"
me<
"Well where did i come from"
her<
"Uhm.. i dont know"
me<
"I came from an egg"
lmfao i dont think thats funny to anyone but its quiet random conversation
XDD.

 

[Donio]

lol 4/10
_________________

Whats 2 black guys in 1 sleeping bag?

Answer -> Twix!


HHAHHA

 

[Noctivity]

LMFAO 10/10
Only because im a racist fuck that plays tibia ot.

Why do black people have such big nostrols?
Because god held them by his two fingers XD

 

[Donio]

I dont get your joke lol

 

[Noctivity]

I dont get your joke lol

lol okay
Imagine a guy holding another guy by his nostrols by his middle finger and his index finger.. hehe..

APEX, N.C. — A North Carolina family are attempting to retrieve $400 of cash swallowed by their dog.

Kelley Davis’ greater Swiss mountain dog, Augie, swallowed $400 cash she had left on her dresser table at home.

Since then Kelley, 42, and her family have been monitoring the dog’s toilet habits closely in order to retrieve as much of the lost money as possible.

A suitable time after swallowing the cash Kelley took Augie for a walk and in his droppings she found the remains of three $100 bills and five $20 notes.


MY JOKE

Seriously how desperate can people get.

 

[Donio]

To be honest, that was not even funny xD
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Random dude: Want to hear a sick story?
Other random dude: Ye sure
Random dude: Cancer Lol
Other random dude: erm? okey..


Bad lol xD

 

[Pro Warbringer]

well this are some our country scatch's etc

Mujo: Whats the best juice on the world?
Haso: The one with 2 liters.
LOL!

second

mujo:Haso what ur doin up the tree? Did u drink RedBull?
haso:No Mujo its the PIT BUll!

rofl!

third
Mujo and haso was goin to a whorehouse and it was haso's first time
Mujo: dont be scared haso its just a whore...
Haso: im scared that i wont get AIDS and so on
Mujo: dont worry your friend mujo tough about it and bought you an condom, see.. you cant get AIDS with it!
Haso: Thanks!

after 14 day's

Haso: MUJO MUJO WHERE ARE YOU!?
Mujo: Hey haso whats up?
Haso: Dude can i get the condom down from my d*ck now, else i piss myself on..
Mujo: LOL ofcourse you can lol

 

[loveinabottle]

you translated mujo & haso terribly, destroyed the legends...


anyway:
Dont you just hate when youre togheter with 3 persons in bed and the least attractive one whispers "save it for me"

 

[Pro Warbringer]

o.o
what?