Shinmaru
エロルアー Scripter!
Alright, I know you've read them... so now, post'em!
Here I go:
Here I go:
80 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and... BANG... The lion drops dead!
Old man: Thats impossible; someone else must have shot the lion....
Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!
Little boy kills a butterfly,
Dad says no butter for two weeks!
Again boy kills a honeybee.
Dad says no honey for two weeks!
Oneday mum kills a cockroach,
boy turns to dad and says are you going to tell her something or shall I!?!
Who said car names don't have
meanings ? ? ?
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... .
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
HONDA: Hung Over, Now Driving Away
KIA : Kills In Accident
BMW: Brings Me Women..
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