I have a mate that learnt a few forms of martial arts and now he does state-level MMA.
Hasn't lost one yet!
Couldn't resist ^^
Oh, and don't bother posting about how its soo racist.
Because its not. Its a play on words and if you think otherwise you're bowing to political correctness.
"No, we don't say fat here. The term is 'physically challenged individual who has determined his or her own life-style choice', unless its a thyroid problem or similar."