Ask Mister Dastan

[Macgregor]

I vote for homofaggot

 

[Jockiboi]

homofaggot

 

[Fallen]

I vote for shemale

 

[Dastan]

Okay, homofaggot won with 318848 votes, 318847 votes more than for girl.

 

[Shinmaru]

@Everyone
Theres is only one sure and logical way to know if sweedy is girl or boy and that is....

TITSORGTFO method.

 

[zkum]

Dear mr Dastan, what is the meaning of life?

 

[Dastan]

@Everyone
Theres is only one sure and logical way to know if sweedy is girl or boy and that is....

TITSORGTFO method.

@Shinmaru
lmao wanted to say the exactly same thing



@Zkum

Warning serious answer!
[Serious Answer] Thats a easy one, were alife to live.
No matter how hard life is or how much pain someone has to go trough, he will still want to be alive.
Our only purpose on this world is to stay alive, to breed, protect our children and stay the dominant species on this planet.[/Serious Answer]


[Unserious Answer] TO HAZ SEX!!!! [/Unserious Answer]

 

[Shinmaru]

[Unserious Answer] TO HAZ SEX!!!! [/Unserious Answer]

I Approve of this Answer! Other answer is too serious!

Basically to teach and progress the human specie!

 

[zkum]

sex <3

 

[Tenhum]

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

and if u didn't know how many days a year have..

 

[TheNotoriousNaS]

Dear mr. Dastan,

Do you always tell the truth?

 

[Dastan]

Dear mr. Dastan,

Do you always tell the truth?

That question is useless cause if i wud be a liar could a simply say yes and if i always say the truth would i also answer with yes.

So yeah, absolutly :thumbup:

 

[Santi]

Dear Mr. Dastan
Do I like pandas?

 

[flaite1]

Dastan= nat sad, that means you are happy?

 

[Dastan]

Dear Mr. Dastan
Do I like pandas?

No, when you were 3 year olds has a panda tried to hump you when you were at the zoo, thats why you hate pandas

@Flaite, what? English please buddy.

 

[Barry]

Dear Mr. Dastan

Does Santa Claus excist?

 

[Dastan]

Dear Mr. Dastan

Does Santa Claus excist?

No, the elfs that he used as slaves to make toys have choked him to death 5 years ago!

 

[Corruption]

You're almost funny.

 

[Dastan]

And your almost smart :thumbup:

 

[Shadowsong]

I wanna ask you something.
You know the difference between "your" and "you're" ?