Ask Mister Dastan

[Dastan]

So ive had this idea now, you guys ask me questions about your life and i will answer them on a funny and creative way, u can ask questions about themes like work, girls, friends and life itself, just be creative!

So whos going to make the first question?

 

[Bogart]

Dear Mister Dastan, I'd like to ask you something....
What's the answer of all the questions?

 

[Fallen]

how does your shit taste?

 

[Dastan]

@Bogart
The answer to all questions is... 2 camels in a tiny car!


@Fallen
Let me check that...
Oh god... OH MY GOD.... *throws up and screams in pain*.... oh my god please help me..... eghhhh *Gets a seizure*

2 hours later...
Okay guys ive got the answer... its not that bad actually, you should try urs too :thumbup:

Keep the questions coming!

 

[Bogart]

@Bogart
The answer to all questions is... 2 camels in a tiny car!

that only works of you watch RayWilliamJhonson..
second question:
what's the best =3's video?

 

[Dastan]

That would be this one sir, featuring the greatest man on the internet, the master of the pedosmile.... simply a genius!

[video=youtube;Mb51Mvd-yWI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb51Mvd-yWI[/video]


And it works always ofc

 

[Bogart]

Another question, whats the best furry little bastard video of =3?

 

[Dastan]

Oh so many RWJ questions, better ask some questions about ur real life!

 

[Bogart]

RWJ, is my life.

 

[Doniio]

Those answers was not fun

 

[Cykotitan]

how do magnets work

 

[JDB]

How desperate are you to attract attention, by making such a thread?

 

[Dastan]

How desperate are you to attract attention, by making such a thread?

Not at all, i thought its a funny topic, not everyone has issues that he has to cover with smthing like this buddy

@Doniio
U haz no humor mano


@The other guys, questions about your real life, not science... i mean how should i make a funny joke about magnets? haha

I cud also make smthing like this guy does, i think hes hilarious

[video=youtube;LfLvnXIu664]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfLvnXIu664[/video]

 

[OZKL]

Dastan..

Who is mano?

 

[Dastan]

Mano is everything and nothing, its the alpha and omega, its the whole universe and the endless void... mano is god!



Btw, u guys can also answer any question thats been asked, just make a creative answer!

 

[Cykotitan]

i mean how should i make a funny joke about magnets? haha

 

[Sweddy]

u can ask questions about themes like work, girls, friends and life itself,

What about boys? ;o haha

 

[Dastan]

Ok it is possible but its damn hard to make one up xD

And ofc can u also ask questions bout boys.

 

[OZKL]

Mr. Dastan, is Sweddy really a girl or just a homofaggot on the internet?

 

[Dastan]

Mr. Dastan, is Sweddy really a girl or just a homofaggot on the internet?

I dont know, lets vote?