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nillas's future telling thread

nillas

nillas

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Hello there people! :D

Welcome to my future telling thread. Due to my psychic abilities and my magical crystal ball I'm able to tell YOUR future. Amazing isn't it?

Before we start, here are the guidelines which you shall follow to get the most realistic answer as possible. For without these, how would my crystal ball know who's future it will be telling. Plain and simple, here goes!

**Real first name

**Work/School (or if nothing just come up with something so that you don't have to tell everyone you're unemployed)

**Possible pets

**Hours since you last played Tibia

**Do you like my avatar pug?

And that's it. Not alot, but if following these I'll be able to tell your exact future! To prove this, I'll start off by telling mine.

Hello! My name is Nichlas, and I study at a firefighter highschool. I do have a cat (how wonderful they are) named Fia. Ah she's amazing, cuddly as hell and don't yell to much when hungry. She's brown, black and white.
It has now been 3 days since i last played Tibia. And of course I LOVE my avatar pug. Wrinkly and kinda ugly, but it's still cute somehow!

CRYSTAL BALL SAYS:::
Greetings nillas. I can see you will have a great future, with you being billionaire and having 15 blonde famous girlfriends. You will own a great mansion with it's own rabbit logo.
Health is the way to go, therefor your body will be ripped as no other. And you will be named the most handsome man in the world with the perfect hair and body.
Your hobby will be Tibia, where you shall be lvl 800 in rook without botting, and having equipped Spike sword and brass armor.
Bascially nillas, you will turn out as the best creation god ever made. Peace brother!
END::::

Now people, it's your turn! Get to know you destiny so that you can prevent yourself from it. enjoy

Your psyhic maid
nillas
 
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** Doni
** CeO of CocaCola
** A unicorn
** Never played tibia
** I dont like your pug since it dont rly look normal :o
 
Doniio said:
** Doni
** CeO of CocaCola
** A unicorn
** Never played tibia
** I dont like your pug since it dont rly look normal :o
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Hello Doni, glad to hear you'd like to use my service! Okay, here goes

CYSTAL BALL SAYS::::
Doni, what a lovely name. Same sentence is repeated over and over again within the heads of ladies. Yes, a ladyman is what you will become. Don't worry about the fact that you don't have one atm, they will fall like leaves later.
I'm affraid that your astonishing company (CocaCola wtf!) and its workers will commit mutiny against you, and you will loose your high position as CEO and end up on the streets dealing coke. I'm sorry to say that it's the dangerous type. But don't you worry, ladies won't mind unless you cut their free supply.
Your unicorn will fly together with one of your x's to disney land, where they will make strange love and live happily ever after.
END:::::
 
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Some of that was almost true, I got my bitches already and I lost my spot as CEO. And dealing coke, haha made my day!xD
 
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