“Hello, nerds, look at your girlfriend, now back to me, now back at your girlfriend, now back to me. Sadly, she isn’t me, but if she stopped using mens scented body wash and switched to Wyrm Juice, she could smell like she’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the girl your girl could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your girl smells like Wyrm Juice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.” [Smell like a girl, girl. Wyrm Juice]
On topic; ban da bots, give me level 300.