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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to Spain and is named Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving it, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband said: "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


A manager at a hotel was in arms over the chess enthusiasts staying for the chess tournament. I guess he didnt like chess-nuts.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
 
I didn't find a single one of those funny, arn't jokes suppose to be funny, or am i missing something.
 
Amusement said:
I didn't find a single one of those funny, arn't jokes suppose to be funny, or am i missing something.
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Do u get them at all?

First 2 are puns bro. I can give you 10 puns n see if u like them but id guess it would be "no-pun-in-ten-did" ;)

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Theres not many short clean jokes that are pmsl funny. But jokes are subjective so if u no likely then piss off :)
 
There not funny though.

As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.
 
Thats not funny in my eyes either. I guess different cultures find different things funny and within that are more individual aspects. They may not be funny to you but to some they will be.

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I have adopted a new religeon! It is about worshipping exhaust pipes... We are called the catholic convertors
 
and your a cunt who does nothing but flame in this forum.

You don't like anyone that wont help you, you don't accept criticism from anyone that wants to help you. And according to you, we are all shit. How can someone like YOU have a sense of humour? You can't.


Best joke of all time? You.
 
GhostX said:
and your a cunt who does nothing but flame in this forum.

You don't like anyone that wont help you, you don't accept criticism from anyone that wants to help you. And according to you, we are all shit. How can someone like YOU have a sense of humour? You can't.


Best joke of all time? You.
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Hahaha i have humor but this is the worst ever



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kuk124 said:
Hahaha i have humor but this is the worst ever



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Then please, spare us all the drama and post a seriously funny joke that is both clean and short. I am dying (with anticipations) for your jokes.
 
Also to those of you who probably don't get the first joke... It is on pronounciation. "if you've seen Juan you've seen amal" (if you've seen "one" you've seen "em' all".) - just incase ;)

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kuk124 said:
wanna hear a joke?


I Made you
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You're even bad at insults dude.
 
You don't have to bash GhostX just cause he wanted to tell some jokes. Besides, everyone has their own sense of humor.
 
I wish I can also post a joke but I had them on a paper and a black guy stole it D:
 
Doctor: “So what seems to be the problem?”
Patient: “Doc, I’ve got really bad gas … I just fart all the time”
Doctor: “Hmmm, ok … go on”
Patient: “My farts do not stink and make no sound, but it’s rather alarming that I’m cranking them out all the time. We’ve been here for five minutes and I’ve farted six times. And as I stated, you couldn’t hear or smell them, right?”
Doctor: Picks up his pad and paper, then says “Hmmm … here’s a prescription I want you to fill.”
Patient: “This is GREAT doc! This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?”
Doctor: “No,” sighs the Doctor, “The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test.”

jajajaja
 
One day a geenie meets a rabbit and a bear, the geenie gives them both 3 wishes each.
The bear goes first and wishes that every bear in their forest was a girl.
The rabbit goes next and wishes for helmet.
Then it's the bears turn again and he wishes that all the bears in their forest were girls.
The rabbit goes next and whishes for a fast motorcycle.
The bear tells the geenie that thats not fair because he is only wishing for self interest.
The bear uses his last whish to make all the bears in the world girls.
The rabbit jumps on his bike and puts on his helmet and tells the geenie he wishes the bear was gay and rides off.

trololololol
 
This is supposed to be an Arabic joke but oh well,

One day a guy found a lamp so he rubbed it, a Gen came out and told him you have 3 wishes.

The guy tells him I want a building, the Gen stares at him for few seconds and then says if I can give you a building why am I living in a small lamp?
 
Rambo said:
This is supposed to be an Arabic joke but oh well,

One day a guy found a lamp so he rubbed it, a Gen came out and told him you have 3 wishes.

The guy tells him I want a building, the Gen stares at him for few seconds and then says if I can give you a building why am I living in a small lamp?
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weak
 
Rambo said:
This is supposed to be an Arabic joke but oh well,

One day a guy found a lamp so he rubbed it, a Gen came out and told him you have 3 wishes.

The guy tells him I want a building, the Gen stares at him for few seconds and then says if I can give you a building why am I living in a small lamp?
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Because he likes being rubbed.
 
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