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Whats your FML?

Kanakashy

Kanakashy

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well i have like 2 years now rreding others ppl FML's and i think its funny but there real lol heres mines. Post ur rl FMl's (dont rip others FML's off)


Today i was told by this big guy from the school that i needed to stop stalking his girlfriend, and stop following her home from school.She's my neighbor.





(dont rip)
 
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
;D
 
Hehe I dont have one as crappy as Nilsons but yeah I might come up with one later.... First one was lol :D
 
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth and laughed before she passed out. FML
 
nilson cheated :( seen
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
;D
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on my ipod app few weeks ago.
 
kankashi said:
im ostfae on FML.com =]
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Today, I was told by this big guy from school that I needed to stop stalking his girlfriend, and stop following her home from school. She's my neighbor. FML
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I agree, your life sucks (13870) - you totally deserved it (510)

On 08/21/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by ostfae (man) - United States
 
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