50 things you should never do....In public
1. Yell "you call that a hand job?"
2. Throw your popcorn at the screen and yell "IT WAS OBVISIOULY THAT GUY!"
3. Come out of the wash room saying "thats going to leave a stink" FUNNIER IF ITS THE GIRL!
4. Tell your girl friend you pissed your pants.
5. When the waitor comes to take your order say i want the "bread sticks"
and when he asks for the lady/man say no he/she dosnt want anything.
6. Yell i have to poop while watching the movie.
7. When a animal comes on the screen get up and say "WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE EVER LEARN"
8.Look at her/him and ask them if they are the opposite sex.
9.Give her a charlie horse.
10.When the person is checking you for a concert say "Stop touching my penis/vagina."
11. Get up and start singing at the concert.
12. 3 words dont bring pants
13.3 more words bring a condom and tell her you have one.
14.Bring a dog and yell " This could be our third person!"
15.Start doing a musical
16.Go incanido.
17.Ask kids if they want candy.
18.Push your girl/boy friend out of their chair and start t-baging them.
19.Bring a toy gun and yell "HEAD SHOT!"
20.Bring a Xbox and say were can i plug this in?
21.Act like the coolest person on earth.
22.BRAG ABOUT EVERYTHING i mean EVERYTHING.
23.Tell them this one time you almost died by a dragon(full descripition).
24.Act angry at everything.
25.Be horney with everything even chairs.
26.Ask her to bring coupons.
27.Ride a Shoping cart.
28.Fall asleep in the grass.
29.ACT like a fatty.
30.If the waitor asks your date for an order stand up and punch them.
31.Bring sock puppets.
32.Act like a baby.
33.Poop on the table.
34. copy 31 but with condoms.
35.Yell i dont want your penis GUY OR GIRL.
36.Start a food fight.
37. 36 in a theater.
38.Puke on a ride.
39.Puke on the person beside you in the movies.
40.Do #39 but clean it up with your dates shirt
41.Start crying when you see the plate.
42.Yell im super serious.
43.Punch everyone you see.
44. 43 by taking your gf/bf fists.
45. eat maggots.
46. jump in a dumpster.
47.Lie on the road.
48.When your at the door walk in and kiss the mom
49. Kick in her door and yell im a nazi!
50. Ask her if she had a embarrassing night XD
EDIT: Made this when i was 12 -.- trip down memory lane
1. Yell "you call that a hand job?"
2. Throw your popcorn at the screen and yell "IT WAS OBVISIOULY THAT GUY!"
3. Come out of the wash room saying "thats going to leave a stink" FUNNIER IF ITS THE GIRL!
4. Tell your girl friend you pissed your pants.
5. When the waitor comes to take your order say i want the "bread sticks"
and when he asks for the lady/man say no he/she dosnt want anything.
6. Yell i have to poop while watching the movie.
7. When a animal comes on the screen get up and say "WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE EVER LEARN"
8.Look at her/him and ask them if they are the opposite sex.
9.Give her a charlie horse.
10.When the person is checking you for a concert say "Stop touching my penis/vagina."
11. Get up and start singing at the concert.
12. 3 words dont bring pants
13.3 more words bring a condom and tell her you have one.
14.Bring a dog and yell " This could be our third person!"
15.Start doing a musical
16.Go incanido.
17.Ask kids if they want candy.
18.Push your girl/boy friend out of their chair and start t-baging them.
19.Bring a toy gun and yell "HEAD SHOT!"
20.Bring a Xbox and say were can i plug this in?
21.Act like the coolest person on earth.
22.BRAG ABOUT EVERYTHING i mean EVERYTHING.
23.Tell them this one time you almost died by a dragon(full descripition).
24.Act angry at everything.
25.Be horney with everything even chairs.
26.Ask her to bring coupons.
27.Ride a Shoping cart.
28.Fall asleep in the grass.
29.ACT like a fatty.
30.If the waitor asks your date for an order stand up and punch them.
31.Bring sock puppets.
32.Act like a baby.
33.Poop on the table.
34. copy 31 but with condoms.
35.Yell i dont want your penis GUY OR GIRL.
36.Start a food fight.
37. 36 in a theater.
38.Puke on a ride.
39.Puke on the person beside you in the movies.
40.Do #39 but clean it up with your dates shirt
41.Start crying when you see the plate.
42.Yell im super serious.
43.Punch everyone you see.
44. 43 by taking your gf/bf fists.
45. eat maggots.
46. jump in a dumpster.
47.Lie on the road.
48.When your at the door walk in and kiss the mom
49. Kick in her door and yell im a nazi!
50. Ask her if she had a embarrassing night XD
EDIT: Made this when i was 12 -.- trip down memory lane
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