Answer as wrong as possible

[Limos]

Go to sleep, then paint your cat purple.

How can you see without light?

 

[GhostX]

When jupiter is in line with the moon.

Why do cats meow?

 

[Limos]

If you lock your door, people can enter without calling a squirrel.

Do ghosts exist?

 

[GhostX]

Well, the next train to London leaves in an hours time and arrives at precisely 36:05.

How to check if your udders are leaking?

 

[Vendeliko]

When your sleepy just go to bed.


Do you like football? (Answer with some random shit if yes,answer with yes/no if no )

 

[Limos]

Call Cipsoft.

What is the difference between a ghost and a GhostX?

 

[GhostX]

If the monkey has fully developed into its manhood then and only then, may you sell it for breeding.

How many people in china?

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And offtopic: ghostx (x) stands for awesome

 

[Deleted member 92788]

How many people in china? XD
I think 2 pm is the right time to tell her.
When did I fly?

 

[GhostX]

Depends if it's a normal swallow or an African swallow!

Where can i watch monty python and the holy grail online for free?

 

[Limos]

Only if it's possible to eat it when you are dead.

Is it possible for a ghost to become to late?

 

[Deleted member 92788]

only if late is early then the chicken can fly and the map will lead the way
how can you script

 

[Limos]

Delete the oxygen around you, then smoke a sigaret.

Is it possible to fly without a squirrel?

 

[Evan]

Bobby Valentine gets mad a lot.

What fruit is the color green?

 

[Rosestylah]

It's impossible to summon a ghost.
Why is Obama president of tha usa?

 

[Red]

Because he's a terrible public speaker.
What are the colors in a rainbow?

 

[Vendeliko]

I like puppies.

Do you like dogs?

 

[GhostX]

If the baby chicken cries out for help, it has laid a magnet,

How do babies fly?

 

[Colandus]

kill the bitch

who is jesus????? ;<

 

[Records070]

my dad.. #truestory

How do you spell Records070 backwards? ^.-

 

[Deleted member 92788]

md5# crack that and you will get a gold pot.
how can you be sure of something