Answer as wrong as possible

[GhostX]

Yh, it's true. The cake is a lie.

Where do babies come from?

 

[walkingdragon]

Babies come from a planet we know as Krypton where the mighty zurg overlord watched over the fridge full of bacon ready to be eaten at any given moment in time.

Are Namekians, Yoshiis?

 

[GhostX]

Only If walking dragon admits that the pony is really a unicorn in disguise.

If unicorns are half rhino half magical enchanted pony then what is the square root of 35789000000xPi?

 

[Deleted member 154984]

I dont understand lol

How you kill a noob?

 

[Joe Rod]

i prefer without ketchup, thanks
How often do you fart in a classroom?

 

[EpiC1337]

Im good, how are you?
What's you're favourite food?

 

[averatec]

where the f** am I? (as answer and question, universal)

 

[Jetro]

i prefer cash, thanks
where the fuck is Scooby Doo?

 

[Blez]

Rover rere, raggy
Why don't bubbles pop underwater?

 

[TexonRecords]

snaodanod


how r u ?

 

[Doniio]

good thanks how about you?

 

[Deleted member 92788]

I think jelly beans are secretly working for the chickens.
Why are you not a G'?

 

[Deleted member 154984]

im so pro thats why

Why is IE bad?

 

[walkingdragon]

Because the reflection of the gun in the night on the water makes the giant squid look like an octopus.

Why is the sky so green?

 

[Summ]

Swimmingly.

Do you have a keyboard?

 

[walkingdragon]

The crypts are breaking into the liquore store! (From Hot Shots)

Who wasn't elvis prestly?

 

[Blez]

Flying over the alps
Nice day right?

 

[Nikodada]

Hello

hello?

 

[walkingdragon]

I leik my rittru pony!

What are asians?

 

[Jetro]

*the bomb has been planted*
Why don't you liek study math?