Answer as wrong as possible

[Santi]

i do love pandas <333333!!

Do you?

yessss i love pandaaaaaaa <33333333

 

[Bogart]

<33333

do you D:??

 

[Lonely Reaper]

D. All of the above.

If there are breast implants, why can't guys get penis implants?

 

[Bogart]

no! its 50!!! -.-

how are you?

 

[Lonely Reaper]

Thats a real conundrum you got there Dr. Flapper, and sorry I do not know how to address the issue.

Why are you poking my jelly bean?

 

[Bogart]

no, no, no, and NO! if a=1, b=2, c=3, d=4 and x=201 then a+b+c-d+x=203 FFS!


you like pandas?

 

[Ratser]

A: Open the door of your house.

Q: What's the square root of a tree?

 

[Shadowsong]

Cat being ran over by a truck.

What's in your salad?

 

[Qbee]

My gfs testicles

what is atheism?

 

[strike95]

I think so...
Am I noobie?

 

[Rozinx]

You sure got nice tools down there

wanna hang out?

 

[strike95]

50 Cent isn't bald

Why man?

 

[Tibiamakers]

Slipknot too

lol?

 

[strike95]

wtf?

easy?

 

[simkal]

oh, it costed 60€

how was your day?

 

[Tibiamakers]

I think is true that isn't my book

have you got kids?

 

[strike95]

i killed orshabaal

why you took this????????

 

[Tibiamakers]

the answer is 3

how old are you?

 

[strike95]

yes i know

why did u yell last night 'plx items'?

 

[Tibiamakers]

forever alone

do you like?