Ba Dum Tss

[Prest]

Got a really corny/stupid joke that will make people at least smile? Share it here I'm bored.
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Toilet paper: Yeah sureee...
Ass: Bro I'm telling you the truth.
Toilet paper: I can't trust you man, you're usually full of shit.
-Ba Dum Tss

 

[walkingdragon]

That was really corny.... If you know what I mean!

 

[tibiamars]

Ba dum tsss
not funny, end of joke

 

[Shinmaru]

What's a green dot in the corner of a kitchen?
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A grounded Pea!
Badum tsss!!

I'll be quiet now!

 

[Doniio]

What does a frog get in the parking lot?
TOAD

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery



BADUM TSSSSSS xD

 

[Prest]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
>Right where you left it

Why do mice have small balls?
>They don't invite enough people and they really don't dance all that well.

How do lions order their steaks?
>Medium roar
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Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.
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Ba Dum Tss.

 

[walkingdragon]

The man who created knock knock jokes deserves the no-bell prize!

What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!

What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?
A FRISBEE!

BA DUM TSSS!!!!

 

[connorryan]

whats brown and sticky?





a stick.

why did the hedgehog cross the road?




To get to his flat mate.

 

[Shinmaru]

This thread has been hijacked, this is now a Stare Dad Comics thread! Post'em!

 

[Doniio]

second dad thingy was epic hahahaha