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[Amiroslo]

Chat with GOD
Chat with God! Click here to see Artificial Intelligence

Note: IGOD is meant to be used for fun.
A sense of humour is recommended.

 

[EliteOTs]

lol..

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Shouldn't you know?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
 you're a program right?
God:
Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
 Where's Santa? he owe me that fucking bike!
God:
Where  it belongs.  I have never been asked that before.    I get it.   owe you that fucking bike.
Me:
 Where is he?
God:
I think he is in California now.

God is rude!! calling Santa "it" -.-"

 

[Evan]

Me:
How will Obama die?
God:
A lot of practise.

Me:
Did you create me?
God:
No I didn't create you. What's it like?

Me:
Why do men have nipples?
God:
I did not even know that they do.

Me:
Are you a boy or girl?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.

Me:
Would you live in Brazil?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to live in Brazil.

Somewhat funny after awhile, it gets boring then because many questions get the same answer.

 

[Amiroslo]

Well its not, ask diff quest SO FUNNY
xD
Like
How often do you masturbate?

 

[Zisly]

Sadly not a lot of funny answers.

Me:
Please, stop pretending to be god, Justin.
God:
Thank you for your request. OK I'll try not to do it so much.

 

[Havocbringer]

lol
this is not that funny =(

 

[Amiroslo]

depends on what u asking, well its just a program

 

[EliteOTs]

It need to be shaped up a little, atm it's bit buggy with the recall questions.

Me:
I've heard you're a retard, is that true?
God:
Who told you I am a retard is that true ?

 

[Doniio]

You will all go to hell.

 

[cbrm]

o.o

Me:
True, true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Sorry, I didn't get the last word
God:
There is no need to apologize. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
But I did it?
God:
Where? get the last word...
Me:
hm "wavelenght"
God:
Yikes! Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i don't use facebook
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
Do what?
God:
use facebook.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
not rly, why should I use facebook?
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
messenger
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Because you don't use Messenger.
God:
That makes sense to me. Should I use Messenger? I use it as often as possible.
Me:
Yes, rly
God:
Yikes! Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

 

[EliteOTs]

You will all go to hell.

I'm already here.

 

[cbrm]

Me:
What would happen if I divide by zero?
God:
Try it and see what happens.
Me:
But tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
Have you ever done it?
God:
I think I have done it, but Myself may have reset my memory

o.o

 

[EliteOTs]

o.o

it's like talk with a bugged npc =(

 

[strike95]

God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
And you are god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.

Ohohoh

 

[Doniio]

lawl

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Buddah
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Buddah.
Me:
So how did we leave things last time?
God:
I understand. Carefully.
Me:
Are you still friends with allah
God:
Am I still friends with allah? Yes allah is one of my best friends.
Me:
Great to hear
God:
Thanks for your support. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Do what?
God:
hear.
Me:
oh I thought you ment sexy time
God:
Mmm. Thanks for telling me: Buddah said I ment sexy time.

 

[strike95]

lawl

Hahahahahahahahahhaaa!!
I fall from chair when hear: I'm buddah, and Are you still friend with Allah.
HAAHA!

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Muhammed A.S.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Muhammed a s.
Me:
Didn't you knew me before?
God:
No I didn't knew you. What's it like?
Me:
...
God:
No I didn't knew you. What's it like?
Me:
Seriously didn't knew me? Man, I only heard you speaking to me, now you trying to blow my mind???
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Cool, man. Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
But...
God:
But what?
Me:
Do you mastrubate often?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Do you mastrubate?
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
DO YOU HAVE IPHONE?
God:
No I don't think I have any IPHONE. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
BOTMASTER? Omg you botter...
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
What if cipsoft ban you? You will take em to hell?
God:
Try it and see. What makes you say that I will take em to hell.
Me:
I can't but they can
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Your boobs, ure like woman
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am boobs ure like woman.

Ou ma god, hhahahaa

 

[Cyro]

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ur such a pain in the ass
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pain in the ass? Yes.

LMAO