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Do you think I'll get caught?

With 0 contribution on the forum and by trying to introduce yourself as a detective/holywood criminal-case-movie-maker the only thing you could get is a position on your local police department.

Liar, liar, your pants' on fire. I have furnished a lot to this forum, i.e the english language has been insignificantly improved since I first came here.
 
Liar, liar, your pants' on fire. I have furnished a lot to this forum, i.e the english language has been insignificantly improved since I first came here.

Still, it's a forum for Open Tibia, not the forum of Cambridge University. Let's get back on topic now :thumbup:

You can still reply here if you wish: http://otland.net/members/delirium/
 
Well, the plan will cost more than you'll probably get from the shop..
At most, you'll get 3k.. (I work in a shop which sells fish, fish is quite expensive and at a busy day we'll earn around 4k at most (euros)) over 4 guys this is (only) 750 euro. This is not a whole lot since you need to plan this out pretty well and that will take time as well. And the cars wont be free either. And in case you'll steal the cars as well, you'll need a plan for it as well. This will also take time. I think the plan is quite alright and it will probably work. But, it'll take a lot of time as well, and the money aint really good..
 
WARNING! I will not participate in such crime, nor do I want to encourage someone else to do it! WARNING!

I Sat yesterday at 4 A.M and thought for a while: "Would this plan actually work?"

The plan

So for the plan to flourish, four people are needed. Everyone has a gun, black clothes, a balaclava (ski mask), one bullet-resistant vest, cellular phone, night vision googles and handcuffs.

The Cell Phones: Everyone has a cell phone with a typical bluetooth mobile phone headset. The phones will ofcourse be switched on to silent-mode and have conversations between all four people. Of course we will have stored-value card and some cheap mobile phone, which one can dump after the robbery.

The action will be excuted after dark, merely before closing and when the shop do not contain any customers.

The plan is to put the car 1 mile (around 1.6 km) from the shop. Okay, so one of the men lies down outside the shop in a bush, so that we can have clear vision of the people inside the shop. The other one is infront of the door so that he is aiming at the door with his gun. The third person then takes the female cashier and the last person check at the storage room for valuable things.

The second one will then throws down the female cashier on the ground, so that she can not be seen from the windows. We will then put handcuffs on both her feet and hands. Turn on gag + blindfolded her. We will then cut the telephone and internet connection and also remove her mobile phone, just in case.
We will then drain the money of the cashbox, smash video links if there are video/audio monitoring the shop, switch off the lights and finally lock the door, so that it looks like that the shop is actually closed. We will then run as hell to the first run away car - Drive to the second getaway car, which is located about 4 miles (6.5 km) from the first one. The second car is located near a lake which will make it possible to dump the first car in the lake. Then Drive about 10 mil, and there is the third car. One will then set fire on the second runaway car. After that, the plan is to drive to the sea, where a specific boat is located. We then drive far out to sea with the boat and throw down all the clothes, etc. in a plastic bag which rock heavy are tied to and then dump it into the sea.

So after that is done, we then have to go back to the getaway car number 3 and go home.

!NOTE! We will all communicate in French or Canadian during the robbery so that the cashier thinks that we are not from around here.

Would this works or do you think that it would be a bit risky?

WARNING! Keep in mind that I will not participate in such crime, nor do I want to encourage someone else to do it! I just want to know if my theory is de facto smart or not. WARNING!


I also want to apologize for any further grammatical errors you will possibly find (I blame it on the late hour).

And like my ol' grandmother used to say "Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby."

are you dreaming?
 
If this is really going to happen, is good for otland to discuss about the planning of theft and stuff?, is it even legal?...

Btw, if your a criminal, why so much planning for that kind of stuff?, get a mask, kill the girl get the money, cast utani gran hur and run.
 
If this is really going to happen, is good for otland to discuss about the planning of theft and stuff?, is it even legal?...

Btw, if your a criminal, why so much planning for that kind of stuff?, get a mask, kill the girl get the money, cast utani gran hur and run.

Haha, that was very sexy. I'd like to further point out that this would likely fail - for several reasons of which I'm not getting into. But that's how most crimes would have to be I would suppose.. You never know going into it whether you'll even come out alive.

And to someone who has been educated past the fourth grade, you'll know that by "speaking Canadian", he means speaking with a Canadian accent. In the English language, we're allowed to express only part of what we mean, in hopes that the rest will be determined by the reader.

Yes I read it all, no I do not think it will work. And if it does, your net profit will be less than it costed for the three (rather junk) cars. And in the USA, you will make less than it costed you for gas.
 
If this is really going to happen, is good for otland to discuss about the planning of theft and stuff?, is it even legal?...

Btw, if your a criminal, why so much planning for that kind of stuff?, get a mask, kill the girl get the money, cast utani gran hur and run.

Made by day.
 
I bet the cell phones are much valuable than the things you gonna get :p
 
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Well, IMO this sounds like you aren't gonna get much profit.
First of, it sounds like your robbing some small little shop or something, I don't think they store that much money there.
Second, your destroying multiple cars, throwing clothes and you buy boat tickets.

Yeah, I saw just about to say that. You'll lose money on doing this :p
 
Gogogo, make a robbery... Hope we see you on otland after it.
 
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