Dragoning
The act of having sex with a car.
John's wife caught John dragoning his new Corvette.
Dragoning
During intercourse, the act of pulling the bedsheets behind your back and flapping them like wings while screaming, DRAGON!!!!!!!
Alejandro decided that the only reasonable way to break up with his girlfriend was by fervid dragoning
Dragoning
Dragoning started in Ontario, and it is similar to planking and owling. To dragon, one must stand next to an object and pretend to breath fire onto it. While doing this, someone must take a picture of them, which will later be edited to make it seem that fire is actually coming out of their mouth.
Joe: take a picture of me dragoning this fire hydrant !
Hank: this is gunna turn out great when its finished