Fake Lua Functions

Sync · Sep 30, 2009

Lua:

function tabbingtutorial(cid) --functions are on first "column"
local cookie = chocolate -- variables should be in same column as their function or statement
	if playerlearn then --if functions are on next "column"
		doplayeraddcookie(cid,cookie) --any thing inside that is in next "column"
		if hascookiealready(cid) then --even if its another if function inside, its tabbed
			setplayernocookie(cid) --and etc..stuff inside that is tabbed.
		end --this ends the function in its "column" (if tabbed correct)
	elseif not playerlearn then --else and elseif functions go in same column as previous if statement
	local fish = marlin --variables should be in same column as their function or statement
		doplayerslapwithfish(cid,fish) --and same rules apply
	end --ends the if statements in the column. (if tabbed correct)
	return true --returns the function true, should be inside the function so its on second column. (for syntax coloring use "true" not "TRUE"
end --ends the function (if tabbed correctly)

Kekox · Sep 30, 2009

Lua:

function doOwn(user, owned, reason)
         if isIdiot(owned) then
            owned = "rusam"
         end
         if user = "Kekox" then
            owned = "rusam"
         end
         return TRUE
end

function doOwn(user, owned, reason)
local words = {idiot, asshole}
local rusam = getPlayerByName("rusam")

      for i = 0, #words do
          while rusam == words[i] do
                OTLand = "rox"
          else
                OTLand = "still rox"
          end
      end
      
      if OTLand == rox then
         doOwn(Kekox, Rusam, "Just because he is "..words[i].."")
      else
         doOwn(Kekox, Rusam, "Just because he is "..words[i].."" twice)
      end
      return TRUE
end

Rush Chadwick · Sep 30, 2009

xDDD
@RUSAM

Dored · Oct 20, 2009

doCheckNoob - This functions allows admins to check if a player is noob.

Lua:

Function doCheckNoob(player, boolean)
local player = player
local boolean = false

 if (player != null) then
  print ("Invalid player name.")
 elseif (player <> player and boolean == true) then
  nd1 = doOpenPlayerBrain (player, node[Words], true)
  if nd1 = node.find[nd1] then
   _find ("plx|free|items|frii|itanz|plax|no|halp|hunted|br|pl|?")

   while _find (1, i++) do
    doBroadCastMessage(Game_Client, Server.Players, "The user: " player " is noob!")
   end
  end
 end
end

NICE!! GOD SCRIPT! IT CHECKS IF A PLAYER IS HIGHLEVEL!

Lua:

Function IsHighlevel(player)
local player = player

 if (doPlayerRemoveHealth(cid,999999999)) == true then
  if (player.Die) then
   doBroadcastMessage(Game.Players, Server, 23, "No, he wasnt highlevel :(, try the second one ? ! :D")
  else
   doBroadcastMessage(Game.Players, Server, CONST_WARNING, "OMFG!! THE PLAYER " ..player.. " IS HIGHLEVEL !!!! ")
  end
 else
   doSelfSay("Ops fail one.")
end

Zonet · Oct 21, 2009

I know I noobz

Lua:

function isLogged(user, password, logged, donator)
	if(not logged) then
		print('You are not logged in \n Login or register an free account!')
		setInput(username, 'Username here')
		setInput(password, 'Password here')
		return true
	end
	if(logged(user) == true and isDonator(user) == false) then
		print('You are logged in as '..userName..'.')
		showBoard(user, non-donatorBoard, 1)
		return true
	end
	if(logged(user) == true and isDonator(user) == true) then
		print('You are logged in as '..userName..'.')
		showBoard(user, donatorBoard, 1)
		return true
	end
	showGoogleAds()
end

Ecstacy · Oct 21, 2009

My aids script

Lua:

function onHornyMode(cid)
		if hornyLevel < 100% then
				doSpawnCreature("Naked Whore",getPlayerPosition(cid))
		elseif hornyLevel => 100% then
				if playerHasItem(cid,"Condom") == TRUE then
						doCreateSexAI("Naked Whore") == true
				elseif playerHasItem(cid,"Condom") == FALSE
						doAddNegativeBuff(cid,"AIDS")
						doSetPlayerStorageValue(cid,1337) == 7 -- days left
						doBroadcastMessage(Hospital_Alert,"'getPlayerName...' has gotten aids!")
				end
		end
		return TRUE
end
return TRUE

function onAids(cid)
		if getPlayerStorageValue(cid,1337) = TRUE then
				if getPlayerStorageValue(cid,1337) =~ 0 then
						doPlayerPopupFYI(cid,"'getPlayerStorageValue...' days left! /n have a nice day!")
						doPlaySound(#/#/sounds/laugh.wav)
				elseif getPlayerStorageValue(cid,1337) == 0 then
						doKillPlayer(getPlayerName)
						doBroadcastMessage(World,"'getPlayerName...' has gotten what he deserved for having sex without a condom!")
						doMysqlQueryDrop(FROM "Player" DROP "[getPlayerName]"
				end
		end
end
return TRUE

function onInterval(interval)
		getStorageValue(getPlayerByNameWildcard~, 1337) =~ 0 then
				doSetStorageValue(getPlayerByNameWildcard~, 1337)-1
		end
end
return TRUE

P.S. not all tibia functions are valid as I don't have the tibia functions plugin atm.

Shawak · Oct 24, 2009

Basic function:

Lua:

function shouldIgnoreUser(user)
	return contains(getUserAvatar(user), hitler) == true and true or false
end

Ecstacy · Oct 24, 2009

lol @ that =/

Shawak · Oct 25, 2009

unknown666 said:
lol @ that =/

Why you have hitler similie as avator?
An Admin should delete it :/.

Zonet · Oct 25, 2009

Shawak said:
Basic function:

Lua:

function shouldIgnoreUser(user) return contains(getUserAvatar(user), hitler) == true and true or false end

Easy one here too

Lua:

function getPosts(user)
local posts = getUserPosts(user)
	print('You have '.. posts ..' posts.')
	return true
end

Shawak · Oct 25, 2009

Upgraded my old one: :thumbup:

Lua:

function shouldIgnoreUser(user)
	if contains(getUserAvatar(user), hitler) == true then
		return true
	end

	if getUserName(user) == "CrY" then
		return true
	end

	return false
end

Delirium · Oct 25, 2009

Dored said:

doCheckNoob - This functions allows admins to check if a player is noob.

Lua:

Function doCheckNoob(player, boolean)
local player = player
local boolean = false

 if (player != null) then
  print ("Invalid player name.")
 elseif (player <> player and boolean == true) then
  nd1 = doOpenPlayerBrain (player, node[Words], true)
  if nd1 = node.find[nd1] then
   _find ("plx|free|items|frii|itanz|plax|no|halp|hunted|br|pl|?")

   while _find (1, i++) do
    doBroadCastMessage(Game_Client, Server.Players, "The user: " player " is noob!")
   end
  end
 end
end

NICE!! GOD SCRIPT! IT CHECKS IF A PLAYER IS HIGHLEVEL!

Lua:

Function IsHighlevel(player)
local player = player

 if (doPlayerRemoveHealth(cid,999999999)) == true then
  if (player.Die) then
   doBroadcastMessage(Game.Players, Server, 23, "No, he wasnt highlevel :(, try the second one ? ! :D")
  else
   doBroadcastMessage(Game.Players, Server, CONST_WARNING, "OMFG!! THE PLAYER " ..player.. " IS HIGHLEVEL !!!! ")
  end
 else
   doSelfSay("Ops fail one.")
end

@first script: fail...Worlds not defined

Deavz · Oct 25, 2009

Lua:

function getÜberHackers(user)
local hackers = getÜberHackers(user)
        broadcast('Found WLJ')
        return false
    broadcast('He can hack trough CMD')
        return true
end

Fail? xD

Shawak · Oct 25, 2009

Deavz said:

Lua:

function getÜberHackers(user)
local hackers = getÜberHackers(user)
        broadcast('Found WLJ')
        return false
    broadcast('He can hack trough CMD')
        return true
end

Fail? xD

100% fail,

1. In a defination for a function, you use it.
2. it will still return false

Synthetic_ · Oct 25, 2009

Lua:

function onReadThread(cid, thread)

local reppoint = 1

	if threadIsCool then
		doAddRep(getThreadOwnerName, reppoint)
	return TRUE
	else
		  doforumUserSay(cid, "This thread is bullshit" ,19)
	end
end

0o

Qbee · Jul 6, 2010

Lua:

function isUserPro(usr)
local posts = getUserPostCounter(usr)
local reps = getUserReps(usr)
   if (posts / 3 + reps * 2)/4 >= 1000 then
      doUserPost(usr, "I'm awesome", 1)
   else
      doUserPost(usr, "D'oh!", 1)
   end
return 1
end

Fallen · Jul 6, 2010

Code:

function so_much_fail_in_this_threat(k)
	return so_much_fail_in_this_threat(1) + k / k * k + 5 ^ 8 i++
end

Segmentation fault.

Ecstacy · Jul 6, 2010

Lua:

function onHearSong(poster,song)
	if getSongArtist(song) == 'eminem' then
		doContinuePlayingSong(song)
		doPlayerAddRep(poster,10)
	elseif getSongArtist(song) == 'lil wayne' then
		doStopPlayingSong(song)
		doPlayerRemoveRep(poster,20)
		if songIsPurchased(song) then
			doContactSeller(getCdStoreLocation(song))
			doGetMoneyRefunded(song)
			doRemoveSong(song)
		end
	end
	return true
end

Cykotitan · Jul 6, 2010

Code:

function massOp(channel)
	for _, name in ipairs(getChannelUsers(channel)) do
		if not isOp(name, channel) then
			send('/mode ' .. channel .. ' +o ' .. name)
		end
	end
end

Starfish · Mar 15, 2011

Code:

function onPost(nab, php, exit)
           local cancel = getExitButton(exit)
           if getPostid(php) == 40 then
            doPlayerExit(exit, cancel, 1)
             else
             doPlayerSendCancel(nab, "Die, right now.")
           end
end

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