Funny quotes!

[Wezza]

Made this thread, to share with ya funny quotes that myself, had with tibian players, and few other online games!

Rules:
*Don't share quotes from a fansite.
*Share quotes happened to you or your friend.

so basically, you can only share funny quotes happened to you or to your friend


Mines,

Darko blaine: Do you have naked pictures of your mum?
dontrememberthename: no I dont.. o..o
Dakro blaine: So do you want some?

Go on, share yours!

 

[Jester]

That quote is from some fan site. Im not saying that you got it from there, maybe your friend did.

 

[Wezza]

exactly, but you don't have to say its from your friend, you just write a quote

 

[Cykotitan]

That quote is from some fan site. Im not saying that you got it from there, maybe your friend did.

TibiaQuotes.net - Funny Tibia Quotes ? #134

 

[Donio]

haha funny to read those quotes. they sound like retards xD

like this one: Marninaah: i found a bug in venore grounds:
GM Ryrik on pacera: Where is the bug?
Marinaah: You see a bug.


hahuaehauehuae

or this :

dude1: What is the meaning "w8"
dude2: it means "wait"
dude1:Fast plix

uaheuhaeuaeuh


or

"To all of you that crys about kicks and laggs appear. remember... when jesus died, it took him 3 days to respawn. NOW THATS LAGG"

HAHAHAHAHHHAUEHAAEUHUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAUH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Winnerandy]

rofl

20:08 Tacin [67]: lol?
20:09 Brazz [26]: no
20:09 Brazz [26]: br

xD

 

[Wezza]

lmao

 

[Xazive]

haha funny to read those quotes. they sound like retards xD

like this one: Marninaah: i found a bug in venore grounds:
GM Ryrik on pacera: Where is the bug?
Marinaah: You see a bug.


hahuaehauehuae

or this :

dude1: What is the meaning "w8"
dude2: it means "wait"
dude1:Fast plix

uaheuhaeuaeuh


or

"To all of you that crys about kicks and laggs appear. remember... when jesus died, it took him 3 days to respawn. NOW THATS LAGG"

HAHAHAHAHHHAUEHAAEUHUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAUH!!!!!!!!!!!

I lol'd So hard! HAHAHAH! Nice one!

 

[Dante]

01:23 gm barbarian of furora [2]: Hello
01:23 imargam [272]: Hi
01:23 gm barbarian of furora [2]: What are you doing?
01:23 imargam [272]: I afk
01:23 gm barbarian of furora [2]: Why?
01:23 imargam [272]: I watch porn

15:43 scythorr [85]: Offer soft boots
15:44 spooky cheese ninja [191]: Two hundred and seventy thousand gold pieces
15:44 scythorr [85]: I want money
15:44 scythorr [85]: Sorry
15:44 scythorr [85]: Bb

12:41 the oracle: Galai xenarak, are you prepared to face your destiny?
12:41 galai xenarak [8]: Pl?

22:47 xinou [110]: Sell mpa 500k or giving it away all free of charge if you speak english
22:47 fernandoz rocheze [110]: Eh pabló racista
22:47 beberao [23]: Plz is spik ingle
22:47 majster knighcik [44]: Br?
22:47 xinou [110]: Yeah i thought so

15:37 trombadinha da unibrasil [10]: Reason: Invalid name format
comment: Names cannot be sentences. “i’m so so happy” is an illegal name.
Old name: Imsosohappy
new namekimnothappy
15:37 cascoya knight [17]: Lol
15:37 general of dead [58]: Xd
15:37 trombadinha da unibrasil [10]: Why tibia dun want me to be happy?

19:48 kenre sky [74]: Why did the squirrel swim on his back?…….
19:50 warbane blackleaf [8]: Because he was a fungi?
19:50 kenre sky [74]: To keep his nuts dry!
19:50 gatinhadocreu [9]: Rofl

TO KEEEP HIS NUTTS DRY XDDD best

 

[Cykotitan]

TO KEEEP HIS NUTTS DRY XDDD best

Was it fury who did that?