Granted Wishes Broken Dreams<Forum Game>

[Casa]

Ok hers how it goes!
First you start by wishing for somthing, then some one must grant your wish.
Once granted they must also destroy your dream!

Player (1)
I wish for a Motorcycle!

Player (2)
Granted. Although once yu baught it you forgot to get insurance.
After turning a difficult corner you flip your bike.
There was nothing left of it to salvage!


Ok I will start!

I wish i could Fly!

 

[Master-m]

Granted You fly for like 10 seconds when you jump from a roof. Then you fall on the ground and your dead.

I wish for 1 million euros

 

[Casa]

Granted You fly for like 10 seconds when you jump from a roof. Then you fall on the ground and your dead.

I wish for 1 million euros

Granted.

You have inherited this cash from a distant uncle!
You may only recieve it if you loose your balls.
After a Long debut you decide that its not worth it!

I wish for a Porche 911 Boxter sports!

 

[Jonern]

Granted. You just need to drive my stinking '81 Lada from Ottawa to Buenos Aires first to get it.

I wish I could my own strip bar!

 

[Mokerhamer]

Granted

You own a stripbar with gaystripers

i wish i can have an bigger p3nus for 1 hour

 

[Jester]

Granted

You have a bigger p3nus for 1 hour but after the hour it get 2x smaller before getting bigger

I wish to become the king of the Earth

 

[Casa]

Granted

You have a bigger p3nus for 1 hour but after the hour it get 2x smaller before getting bigger

I wish to become the king of the Earth

Granted although King of the earth is classed as King Arther. and 6" under (DEAD)

I wish for A Swedish blonde 34 DD and in perfect shape

 

[Mokerhamer]

Granted although King of the earth is classed as King Arther. and 6" under (DEAD)

I wish for A Swedish blonde 34 DD and in perfect shape

Granted,
You will get an Swedish shemale Blode with 34DD in perfext shap


I wish i was a girl for 1 day

 

[Casa]

Granted,
You will get an Swedish shemale Blode with 34DD in perfext shap


I wish i was a girl for 1 day

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont want you... I dont want a sheemale called Mokerhamer. :*(
Granted
She loves you only for sex...
She kills you during sex (heart atack)!
I wish for a Pint of Vodka

 

[Jonern]

Granted.
(It's made of stored and then distilled dog urine)

I wish for a year 2015 High-end gamer PC!

 

[Jester]

Granted but on 2010 pc games are forbidden.

I wish to go fishing with mokerhamer on my 200th birthday

 

[Xenios]

Granted. You can't because your are to old to go fishing.

I wish that I got skills with everything.

 

[Casa]

Granted...
you are a jack of the trades!
You have skills with everything,
but your not a master at anything.
You take on lots of plumming / electrical/ and gas fitting jobs...
You try to replace a Tap in plumming but the skill you learned was only for soldering.
You end up loosing your jobs and becoming a BUM!

I wish for a private jet

 

[wyzr]

Granted
You got your private jet like your new private boyfriend. Also you and he or she, dies because you two make the pilot nervous xP

i wish that i can make my own wishes reality

 

[Jonern]

Granted. You got so many wishes that you get chocked instantly.

I wish myself a really powerful stereo!

 

[Casa]

Granted it was so powerfull that you went deaf!

I wish for a Ton of Gold!

 

[Jonern]

Granted. You get smashed under the gold because it's so heavy.

I wish I could fly a helicopter.

 

[infamouslink]

Granted. It is a Tyco RC
I wish i could shit muffins

 

[wyzr]

Granted. Then you was hungry, ate one and Die!
I wish, be inmortal

 

[Casa]

Granted. Then you was hungry, ate one and Die!
I wish, be inmortal

Granted you live past the end of the world... now you are lonely and floating in space all alone^^

I wish to finnish my Server Project^^