How to learn to speak chinese in 5 minutes

[Dreyzel187]

) Thats not right................. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive............ Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP........................ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk

5) Small horse............................... Tia Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.............. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table...... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift.............. Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet...... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) Thi is a tow away zone................... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great............................... Fa Kin Su Pah

 

[Owner Owns]

hahaha, ive never thought its so simmilar when written on a paper tho if a chinese would tell that, i guess u wouldnt understand a thing, just bcauze of the strange pronunciation

 

[Casa]

he's taking the piss... but rofl nice one i like it

 

[Owner Owns]

lol i thought thats true chinese

 

[Bonestorm]

Lol its true!

 

[Dreyzel187]

this actualyl is chinese lol im not shitting you

 

[Ice]

I guess you are I don't know any Chinese, but this..^^

 

[Souldrainer]

lol, what a wierd thread... : P+

 

[Ice]

Is that really true?^^

 

[neetras]

yes it looks true.

 

[Snel pUppie]

If someone can prove he/she is chinese and if he/she feels offended just message the global moderators or the administrators and they will close this thread immediately.

 

[Silverae]

No, this isn't really Chinese. It was posted all over joke sites quite a while back, about 1-2 years ago. Even though it's hilarious, I'm sorry to inform that it's not the way Mandarin (Chinese is not a language. They speak Mandarin) works.

 

[kornholi]

This really is a yoke, here teh proof

When you pronounce they sound english -

1) Thats not right................. Sum Ting Wong --Sumthing Wrong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive............ Hu Yu Hai Ding - who you hiding

3) See me ASAP........................ Kum Hia Nao - Come here now

4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk - dumb fuck

5) Small horse............................... Tia Ni Po Ni - tiny pony

6) Did you go to the beach?.............. Wai Yu So Tan - why you so tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table...... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni - i banged my fucking knee

8) I think you need a face lift.............. Chin Tu Fat - chin too fat

9) It's very dark in here................... Wao So Dim - Why so dim

10) I thought you were on a diet...... Wai Yu Mun Ching - why you munching (eating xd)

11) Thi is a tow away zone................... No Pah King - no parking

12) staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo - laying low

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka - Washing car

14) Your body odor is offensive............. Yu Stin Ki Pu - you stinky poo

15) Great............................... Fa Kin Su Pah - fucking super

 

[x0r]

This really is a yoke, here teh proof

When you pronounce they sound english -

1) Thats not right................. Sum Ting Wong --Sumthing Wrong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive............ Hu Yu Hai Ding - who you hiding

3) See me ASAP........................ Kum Hia Nao - Come here now

4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk - dumb fuck

5) Small horse............................... Tia Ni Po Ni - tiny pony

6) Did you go to the beach?.............. Wai Yu So Tan - why you so tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table...... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni - i banged my fucking knee

8) I think you need a face lift.............. Chin Tu Fat - chin too fat

9) It's very dark in here................... Wao So Dim - Why so dim

10) I thought you were on a diet...... Wai Yu Mun Ching - why you munching (eating xd)

11) Thi is a tow away zone................... No Pah King - no parking

12) staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo - laying low

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka - Washing car

14) Your body odor is offensive............. Yu Stin Ki Pu - you stinky poo

15) Great............................... Fa Kin Su Pah - fucking super

YOu ArE EinSTeiNEIN?????+

 

[Joshwa534]

YOu ArE EinSTeiNEIN?????+

HAHA
Are you? =]