Kill Sizaro!

[Siramix]

A simple game, but please public. Just take this as a joke, we are not seriously that annoyed that we would kill him.
But well, it is very simple, you just have to write what weapon you would use

Rules:

• Do not flame Sizaro personally.
• Take this as a joke.
• All threats will be reported.

My turn:
I would use a machete.

 

[Pewo]

Solar Axe

 

[Peroxide]

I'd kill him with bad mapping

 

[Sizaro]

I would slice him with a TV screen and then make a dice out of him and roll him on the table and it would say 1337!

 

[Doniio]

I would not kill him, i would torture him with my huge n***ah co*k

 

[Dalkon]

Slowly with a hammer, I would first break all his bones... then wait... then hit him some more with it.

 

[Sizaro]

I would take all showoff mapping and show it to him! And he would die.

 

[Snach]

I would make him sit on a growing bamboo plant

 

[Sharp]

I'll hire a black man to take his backdoor virginity.

 

[strike95]

I would shot him with m4, if he survive than he will be shot again

 

[Neon]

I would burry him alive.

Also, may I ask who Dalkon is?

 

[TILFen]

I would stab him with a spoon.

Yeah, I would like to know that too.

 

[Snach]

Let some gringo r@pe him

 

[Jockiboi]

lol he's gay xd

 

[Prest]

Get a katana and slice his parts off. Get a solar axe and put it on his face til it melts, get a war hammer and jab the tip of it onto his buttcrack then put a rat on a bottle, and but the bottle on his stomach and burn up the bottle so the rat can cut through his insides out and slowly die...


<3 sizaro DD

 

[Snach]

but the bottle on his stomach and burn up the bottle so the rat can cut through his insides out and slowly die...

Too fast too furious xD

 

[Prest]

/\ Yep

 

[Clinten]

I would burry him alive.

Also, may I ask who Dalkon is?

TFS developer, he is. Yoda, I would hire to slice Mr.Sizaro.

 

[DOH]

a banana.

 

[WardawG]

shut him down in a cage iff he needs to eat he can eat his own poop and iff he needs to drink he can drink his own pee untill he die's!


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