Lose 22 pounds in 3 days, here's how I did it!

[Xikini]

I got sick on Dec 23rd with a mild cough, which turned into fevers, chills and cold sweats.
After a couple days of that, (somewhere around the 26th early morning) I decided that I'd use my mouth and anus to eject all forms of food and liquid from my body for the next 2.5-3 days.
The last 24 hours, there wasn't any food left, so I was basically sitting down and peeing twice every 2-10 minutes.

If you or your loved ones want to lose some of that holiday weight, I highly recommend an alternative diet.

Crossing fingers that I'm over the worst of that illness.
And I sincerely hope none of you have to experience peeing twice.

Cheers,

Xikini

 

[pihagphg]

What the fuck

 

[Apollos]

 

[BahamutxD]

And I sincerely hope none of you have to experience peeing twice.

Thats actually the main reason I hate xmas.

 

[Zasranets]

10/10 would read again.

 

[Xikini]

Thats actually the main reason I hate xmas.

Awe. that sounds terrible.

 

[eldera]

I admire good SHITpost.

 

[GOD Wille]

This is why I believe in God

 

[Peonso]

That's 10kg. Amazing, very informative, it will make my 2018 better.

 

[Xinax]

Sounds more of a mild food poisoning case.. And no you did not lose any "real weight" just fluid weight but hopefully you are way better now =D

 

[Hipoti]

there are some pills that make you shit like your are shitting oil that helped my fatness case