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My Random Confusing Story

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Zisly

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Well tonight I wrote some weird post over here and at OTFans, it didn't really make that much sense but I find it pretty entertaining now xD

"Story";
Yeah, once.
It was when I was around 8 and just discovered sex.
The first day I took it to the park and fed it, the thing was very hairy, just like an albino dog.
The dog then died because of the cold, the May cold was blue and freezing, kind of like death.

Until today I've been thinking about it, the blue color that is. The blue color I saw on my house roof, it was very beautiful and sky-looking.
Just as beautiful as a bird swinging in a liane like a banana hungry monkey. You know, the Will Smith movie star, who played the roll in movies such as; I Am Legend.

Funny thing about Legends, they actually die, just like that guy in the movie Titanic, which was freaking awesome.
The movie made my eyes produce blue crocodile tears which fell of the chin and ate up my cat at the end.
Yeah, those damn crocodile tears are dangerous.

The only thing left was the yellow fluid on the floor, like pee in snow.
You know you should never eat yellow snow right?
Well once I ate it and luckily it was BEER!
Cold hairy bear, the furry big monster which I hunt with my silver spoon on weekend-days.

I heard there was once an immortal murderer who killed his victims with a normal spoon! What a looser! Everyone knows that it takes years to kill someone with a normal spoon.

Anyway, the Captain who went down with Titanic landed on Atlantis, there he took the red bill which led to the Matrix.
When Neon first saw the Captain he instantly fell in love with him like a rose and a dog, but only difference was that Neon had sockets all over his skinny pale body. Which the captain didn't like.
The only way to make the Captain like Neon was to fill the holes with yellow bear.. I mean beer.
He knew that he loved the beer, and drinking it from this kind of cup would be an experience for life.
So, thats how the two Japanese sickos got the idea, to eat/drink from the body holes.
But they were poor, so they used what they had in their stomach and made it last.
Funny thing though; they could afford a Internet connection and a camera together with a cameramen.
This video still makes people recycle their dinner.
So I guess the video has some positive sides as well.

*"Knock knock"
- Who's there?
- Blue
- Blue what?
- Blue crocodile tears!

Then he threw in a bucket with spaghetti and blue tears, the spaghetti ate the tears up and I went crazy.
I took my candy stick and hit the bear over the head, making it pass out.
I then put him in aluminum foil and put him in the oven for 3 yards until he touch-downed 230c degrees.

And thats the story about Twilight.
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And here are some more random stuff;

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Said the cat.
This cat was a very confused one who had watched way too much Transformers.
He though he could shoot away his paws, like the robots do in Transformers, which he logically couldn't.
This cat belonged to the rare specie; "hand cat". This specie had a human hand attached to it's belly, making it look like a human was cuddling it.
This brought fear upon it's enemies, as they knew humans were dirty creatures and that if the hand would detach itself somehow, they knew it wouldn't go on a fiddle frenzy against them and their private areas.


(I just need to write random bullshit as I'm bored)
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Another one:
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Ah the hand puppie, the cutest and most dangerous one of them all.
This creature is extremely rare and has only been seen twice. Once bellow Kyo's bed and once inside Paris Hilton's handbag, who says it loves her lipglass and ex-boyfriends.
That surely explains a lot, except how these people got their hands on them.

It's rumored that this specie lives deep inside the volcano on Pikikaka.
These creatures are very dangerous and unpredictable, at one moment they could be cuddling and at the other biting your face off.
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