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To start with, I would like to ask everyone reading this thread to take it extremely serious since it's based on a true story and can affect my feelings.
kk, I made a very detailed thread but then I happened to "X" click on the internet browser so I made another similar copy but a shitty one which is what'll have to do for now!. Remember guys, It happened to me and it can happen to anyone, you might be the next victime..
Anyway now the storytelling starts:
Something extraordinary happened today, we've got a super talent in OTland, yes. You read correct! You've got a guy with super powers here on OTland.
The event occured 1 hour ago when I suddenly had this weird yet funny feeling in my ass. It was an enormous amount of chakra stacked in that thing. I felt it screaming to be released and to be honest, I really couldn't fight it back anymore, it overpowered me, it's powers were overwhelming!.
I went to the toilet and stripped down, then sat my lazy white ass on the toilet seat as I was about to make a number two. It was just like I expected 3 strains and the number two was down the toilet. But this was no ordinary crap, I called it "Shit no Jutsu".
This technique made me feel like 10 niggers were fucking me while seated on the toilet, it was uncomfortable but a valuable leasson to keep me away from old bad habbits that can imprison me.
I stood up and took a look at my amazing work, I was found in it for a milisecond before the next thought striked me "Is this flushable?" I thought to myself because the pile of shit was huge and on top of that it was compressed as hell, to be honest I had never seen anything like it before..
Since it was so huge anoter thought occured in my mind "It looks rather huge, I really shouldn't be tossing any paper down there" I thought. I decided to flush first, then wipe my ass and so I did.
The result wasn't what I had wished for. Even though there were no paper tossing in the toilet before flushing it still overflooded. I kept flushing 4 times with a long intervall inbetween each one to make the water level go down each time so I wouldn't be overflooding the house. The shit just wouldn't go down, and that's when I decided to get rough, so I went down to the toilet downstairs and got the toilet pump. It was the first time I ever had to use it and not untill now had I realized it's great purpose and why it was created but now It all was so clear for me. It all had been foretold by a great man that I would one day come to the world and take a shit so huge that it would make toilets laughable to have!. It didn't take me long before I quickly realized the power I had in my grasp, and I thought of spiderman "With great powers comes great responsibilities" but I said screw that. I was having nice flashbacks of me overflooding every public toilet in sweden.
Anyway, that's just the beginning of the story.. I don't feel like telling you the rest, you can make up your own ending :w00t:
This is my story, my life and how I was changed forever.. Some say I was eating to little full grain but I say fuck them
Also, this thread was meant as a joke but this has really happened so take it as you please
In my opinion if somethings makes you feel good, it can't be bad. And taking that number two for a ride made my day!
kk, I made a very detailed thread but then I happened to "X" click on the internet browser so I made another similar copy but a shitty one which is what'll have to do for now!. Remember guys, It happened to me and it can happen to anyone, you might be the next victime..
Anyway now the storytelling starts:
Something extraordinary happened today, we've got a super talent in OTland, yes. You read correct! You've got a guy with super powers here on OTland.
The event occured 1 hour ago when I suddenly had this weird yet funny feeling in my ass. It was an enormous amount of chakra stacked in that thing. I felt it screaming to be released and to be honest, I really couldn't fight it back anymore, it overpowered me, it's powers were overwhelming!.
I went to the toilet and stripped down, then sat my lazy white ass on the toilet seat as I was about to make a number two. It was just like I expected 3 strains and the number two was down the toilet. But this was no ordinary crap, I called it "Shit no Jutsu".
This technique made me feel like 10 niggers were fucking me while seated on the toilet, it was uncomfortable but a valuable leasson to keep me away from old bad habbits that can imprison me.
I stood up and took a look at my amazing work, I was found in it for a milisecond before the next thought striked me "Is this flushable?" I thought to myself because the pile of shit was huge and on top of that it was compressed as hell, to be honest I had never seen anything like it before..
Since it was so huge anoter thought occured in my mind "It looks rather huge, I really shouldn't be tossing any paper down there" I thought. I decided to flush first, then wipe my ass and so I did.
The result wasn't what I had wished for. Even though there were no paper tossing in the toilet before flushing it still overflooded. I kept flushing 4 times with a long intervall inbetween each one to make the water level go down each time so I wouldn't be overflooding the house. The shit just wouldn't go down, and that's when I decided to get rough, so I went down to the toilet downstairs and got the toilet pump. It was the first time I ever had to use it and not untill now had I realized it's great purpose and why it was created but now It all was so clear for me. It all had been foretold by a great man that I would one day come to the world and take a shit so huge that it would make toilets laughable to have!. It didn't take me long before I quickly realized the power I had in my grasp, and I thought of spiderman "With great powers comes great responsibilities" but I said screw that. I was having nice flashbacks of me overflooding every public toilet in sweden.
Anyway, that's just the beginning of the story.. I don't feel like telling you the rest, you can make up your own ending :w00t:
This is my story, my life and how I was changed forever.. Some say I was eating to little full grain but I say fuck them
Also, this thread was meant as a joke but this has really happened so take it as you please
In my opinion if somethings makes you feel good, it can't be bad. And taking that number two for a ride made my day!
