Rate ma Jokes

[Amiroslo]

Post your jokes and rate the other joke
for ex. i write a joke, then u rate it and u write another one, and so its continue....


here we go!

Dear God, give us back Michael Jackson and we'll give you Justin Bieber

 

[Doniio]

0/10 its youtube humor...


Here is one:

There was 4 guys who had a friend that always said "IT could have been worse"

So one day the 4 guys decided to try and make their friend to say something else insted of "it could have been worse" so they
make up a storie and says "Yesterday jerry (who is one of the 4 guys) came home and cought his wife in bed with some one else, he shot his wife, then the man and then him self.. And the guy said "It could have been worse" and the friends looks at eachother and says IS HE SERIOUS?! they ask him how could it have been worse? The guy says if jerry came home 2 days ago he would have seen me with his wife and that could have been me that he shot. hihihihihihihiihihihih

 

[Amiroslo]

3/10

Teacher :- Can you tell the Name of 2 Kings
who have brought Happiness and Peace in to People’s Lives ?
Student :- Smo-KING and Drin-KING!!!…

 

[Gryffian]

0,5/10
Three turtles are walking in the desert. One after another.
First turtle says: Before me I have desert, behind me I have turtle
Second turtle says: Before me I have a turtle, behind me I have turtle
and Third turtle says: Before me I have a desert, and behind me I have a desert.

Why did the third turtle say it?


-It was fibber turtle.

 

[Amiroslo]

Because she/he is a liar
0.2/10

Akon 2006: " I´m so Lonely" Akon 2008: " I wanna fuck you" Akon 2010: " I just had sex!" Akon 2012: " I have AIDS" :)

 

[Gryffian]

No it is not wrong -.-
0.01/10

 

[Amiroslo]

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!..

xddd

 

[Gryffian]

I think this is good answer 1/10

 

[CrusherN]

0/0

 

[Amiroslo]

A wife asked her husband to describe her

He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'

She said, 'What does that mean
...
He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,happy

She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K

He said-- I'm Just Kidding

this? XD

 

[Gryffian]

0/0

In soviet russia joke rates you

 

[Amiroslo]

5/10

Daughter: Mummy Jack said me to climb the tree ! :/

Mummy: That sick mannered boy ! He wanted to see your panty !

Daughter : I was very clever i removed it before climbing !

ME: God, what is a million years to u?
GOD: 1 minute
ME: What is a million dollar for u?
GOD: 1 penny
ME: Can i have a penny?
... GOD: In a minute

Teacher asks children , What do u wish 2 be in the future ?!
John » from *USA* : wanna be a Pilot
David » from *UK* : wanna be a Doctor
Sara » from *ITALY* : wanna be a good mother
Ahmad » from *EGYPT* : wanna help Sara 2 be a mother =))!!=D

 

[dusieqq]

third joke is fking grose, gtfo.

 

[CrusherN]

hilraious joke:

Putin: Hi my name is Putin
Barack Obama: OWH FUCK NO NOT A RUSSIAN


(RANDOM)

 

[dusieqq]

lol actually i got that joke haha so 6/10

 

[yuster]

0/0 You're supposed to make a joke.

They invented a machine that measures the amounts of theft on a scale with "Low, Medium and High"
In Switzerland it read "Low", in the UK it read "Medium", in Brazil it read "High".
In Thailand, it got stolen.

 

[Amiroslo]

hahah, nice one 7/10 cuz ive hear

A wife asked her husband to describe her

He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'

She said, 'What does that mean
...
He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,happy

She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K

He said-- I'm Just Kidding

 

[Sharp]

These jokes are shit.

 

[Luffy]

I wish there was a like button atm

 

[Amiroslo]

These jokes are shit.

come with better?