Tiger Woods

[Peroxides Cat]

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart

and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

 

[Fragdonut]

what's the point?

@down
well I did, about tiger woods lover or smt, anyways wasn't funny

 

[Peroxides Cat]

Obviously you don't watch the news. eace:

 

[GloryAnders]

Don't you understand? If the girls he had sex with wouldnt open their mouths he would be normal but atm there are ALOT of stuff going around Tiger Woods about cheating against his wife Elin.

 

[Peroxides Cat]

Yeah, Glory watches the news. eace:

 

[Sharp]

hahaha
he wishes the bitch could keep her mouth shut
he paid her like sumthin mil

 

[Peroxides Cat]

If they divorce his wife takes like 400Mill, but that's like how much he has in his wallet. He's worth a billion dollars haha, even if she did divorce him he wouldn't notice. Just be with nike for one more year, he's earnt it back.

 

[Donio]

lol at the end

 

[Syntax]

he probably wouldnt earn it back, he lost alot of sponsors.

 

[Peroxides Cat]

Only minor ones, nike refused to drop him. :3

 

[Sharp]

Nike would want to keep him

 

[Evan]

Tiger fan till end

 

[lechuguitas]

haha ;D

 

[thugj]

Yeah, Glory watches the news. eace:

The numerous Hoes of the beloved Tiger Woods got paid I guarentee more than millions each xD...Not only did them bitches not keep there mouths shut, they ruined tigers whole life haha...He's still always gonna be rich but they sure shook the boat




Tiger pwns golf like I pwn life XD

 

[Samuro]

Anyone here actually enjoys following golf players?

 

[thugj]

Anyone here actually enjoys following golf players?

Lil bit of nope...but Tiger is a bad ass!

 

[Oscar Lyis]

i lol'd

 

[GloryAnders]

And the bitches he fuckd are now famous as "Tiger Woods Bitches"