Fragdonut
Banned User
Here's a tutorial on how to get attention.
1 Kick random people in the crotch.
2 Refer to yourself in the third person.
3 Juggle Chainsaws in a Crowded Elevator
4 do LSD until there's hundreds of yellow peguins are staring at you
5 Fart
6 Kill yourself
7 Light yourself on fire
8 tape a red button to your carry on bag
9 Become Large Intestine Guy
10 Go streaking through a convent and/or monastery.
11 Hey! Look what happens when I try to stop a chainsaw with my genitals!
12 Sing opera naked while doing jumping jacks in New York City
13 Sit at First and Main in the middle of the street with a nuclear device.
14 swallow a hedgehog
15 Videotape yourself pretending to be a Jedi. Forget the tape. End up on internet
16 Vote down the poor guy who admitted to placing large intestine guy on lists.
17 Write racial slurs all over you body and run naked through the projects
18 Anything involving explosives
19 Cutting down the electricty cables and yelling "TIMBER!"
20 Dare the IRS to audit you.
21 Fling your feces out the window.
22 killing sprees
23 Make it look like you have fuses in your shoes.
24 Yell "Fire" in a crowded theatre.
25 become a lawn gnome
26 Burn down someone's house.
27 Constant bomb threats to government installations!!!
28 put your self in a large glass bowl filled with water for a week
29 Run around naked yelling "There's a bomb in my stomach!!"
30 Relentlessly Posting about Ones Intestines
31 "Hey look at me i stabbed myself"
32 Submit list items about large intestines
33 Swear at people you pass on the streets.
34 become just like the large intestine guy
35 Cut Yourself
36 Put "large intestine guy" on a number of lists ]repeatedly (I'm innocent!)
37 ram into a building with a plane
38 Screaming, "Fire!"
39 Commit Insurance Fraud
40 Set yourself on fire
41 Streaking at church
Creditz:
1 Kick random people in the crotch.
2 Refer to yourself in the third person.
3 Juggle Chainsaws in a Crowded Elevator
4 do LSD until there's hundreds of yellow peguins are staring at you
5 Fart
6 Kill yourself
7 Light yourself on fire
8 tape a red button to your carry on bag
9 Become Large Intestine Guy
10 Go streaking through a convent and/or monastery.
11 Hey! Look what happens when I try to stop a chainsaw with my genitals!
12 Sing opera naked while doing jumping jacks in New York City
13 Sit at First and Main in the middle of the street with a nuclear device.
14 swallow a hedgehog
15 Videotape yourself pretending to be a Jedi. Forget the tape. End up on internet
16 Vote down the poor guy who admitted to placing large intestine guy on lists.
17 Write racial slurs all over you body and run naked through the projects
18 Anything involving explosives
19 Cutting down the electricty cables and yelling "TIMBER!"
20 Dare the IRS to audit you.
21 Fling your feces out the window.
22 killing sprees
23 Make it look like you have fuses in your shoes.
24 Yell "Fire" in a crowded theatre.
25 become a lawn gnome
26 Burn down someone's house.
27 Constant bomb threats to government installations!!!
28 put your self in a large glass bowl filled with water for a week
29 Run around naked yelling "There's a bomb in my stomach!!"
30 Relentlessly Posting about Ones Intestines
31 "Hey look at me i stabbed myself"
32 Submit list items about large intestines
33 Swear at people you pass on the streets.
34 become just like the large intestine guy
35 Cut Yourself
36 Put "large intestine guy" on a number of lists ]repeatedly (I'm innocent!)
37 ram into a building with a plane
38 Screaming, "Fire!"
39 Commit Insurance Fraud
40 Set yourself on fire
41 Streaking at church
Creditz:
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