[Tutorial] Burning your own church!

[Okke]

Feel WARMLY welcome, lovely OtLanders,

Today I'm going to teach you how to burn your own church!

First, you're going to need:

Second, download the Church file, that I uploaded to my MediaFire Account:

http://www.mediafire.com/view/sssms68agjincpj/Kirke.pdf

Third, print your church on a A4 or A3 sheet of paper, it should look like this:

Fourth, get your cutter, and cut it out of the frame:

Fifth, glue it together and you'll be almost done here!

Sixhundredsixtysixth, BURN THE SHIT DOWN, BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!

Burning Regards,

/Okke

 

[Codex NG]

Poor paper
Where is the unlike button...

 

[Okke]

Poor paper
Where is the unlike button...

You can use recycled paper for such purposes

 

[Landera]

I want to burn a boat :'( not a church

 

[Okke]

Here you go:

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Paper-Boat

don't forget to send Poseidon greetings from me, burn the hell out of that dude!

 

[Shirotriplex]

God would say "you'll burn in hell"

May I ask you a question?

 

[Okke]

You sure do.

Well, to not lose humor, lets suppose hell does exist. Besides, there is nothing written in the bible saying that due to gingers pursueing no soul, are not allowed to go somewhere, so I'd be pretty sure they could burn in hell. Jesus and his crew would laugh.

 

[StreamSide]

dude

 

[Okke]

dude

Whaaaat?

 

[Vika]

This is genious :')

 

[Okke]

This is genious :')

Indeed.

And for the ones like me, I found something which could be even funnier to burn!

Check the links out!:

http://www.norbtach.nl/bouwplaat/BouwplaatKerk01/Kerk01.html - Pretty small (Bigger than the one I posted before)

http://www.norbtach.nl/bouwplaat/BouwplaatKerk02/Kerk02.html - Medium

http://www.norbtach.nl/bouwplaat/BouwplaatKerk03/Kerk03.html - Quite big, with a lot of details

http://www.norbtach.nl/bouwplaat/BouwplaatKerk04/Kerk04.html - Ultimative fun with this one, I would hang Mr. Jesus and his friends inside there before starting.

 

[margoh]

Is there some tutorial on burning mosque?

 

[Okke]

There you go, my lovely friend.

BURN ALLAH AND HIS SHITTY BOOK! I WRITE BETTER ONES!