What would you do if you were santa?

[Krulle]

Hello there! As the titel says, what would you do if you were santa? The rules are simple

Rules:
No double posting

Ok I start

I would steal every childrens cristmas presents

 

[Zysen]

Give all childrens of the world a browser with homepage http://otland.net/

 

[Donio]

I would nail that mrs claus so hard that she would forget all about prancer, dancer and those other rain deers!

 

[Bintzer]

id go right for the medicine cabinets and rob everyone blind
christmas would suck

 

[Bogart]

i would.. not exist ;[

 

[Ped0bear]

Give gifts to kids... obvious?