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Yo Momma! [tibia version]

Yo' Momma is so hairy that people kill her by accident while hunting Apes.

Yo' Momma is so fat that when she walks threw Behemoth spawns they yell dayummm!

Yo Momma is so old that when she hits on Pharoahs, they call her a cougar!
 
Yo mamma is so good in bed, that she doesnt need pacc to use one.

Yo mamma is so fat that she causes debugs by overflowing tibias internal int32 variable for "StomachSize" (programmer talk)

Yo momma inspired the creation of Ghazbaran

Yo momma was trying to hunt Laguna ground floor, but she blocked the entire spawn by being there

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Your momma so fat that when she walks people mistake the ground shaking for morgaroth spawning.

(Morgaroth spawns in a volcano for those who dont know).

What do you get if you cross a braindeath with a mutated human.
YOUR MOMMA!
 
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Off-topic:

I didn't recognize your mother because she was wearing clothes :d

On-topic:

Your mother is so fat that CipSoft made a new world just for her.
 
i haven't read all of them but:
Yo moma smells so much that she killed all monsters/player ingame when she farted
 
Yo momma is so stupid that taked a wodden stake and put in the fire elemental ass for make a new torch
 
Yo momma is so stupid, that when she was about to die, she unplugged her internet to save herself :peace:
 
Yo mama so fat she tried to log in "Sorry, the maxium players is 998" Your worth 2000players+.
 
Delirium said:
Yo momma is so fat that we would have an eternal eclipse if we put her in front of the sun.

Yo momma is so fat that she drains black holes instead of them draining her.

Yo momma is so fat that the diameter of universe is actually the diameter of her head.
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Don't see how thats tibia version but ok >_>


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Yo momma is so fat that she couldn't go to main island cuz everytime she tried the oracle said "cannot teleport due to overweigh"
 
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