Yo' Momma!

[SeRoN]

Share your best Yo' Momma jokes!

Remember, these are meant as entertainment, and are not actually directed at anyone's mother. I'll start:

Yo' Momma is so white, she's no longer within the visible spectrum!

 

[abes800]

Yo Momma Jokes! i dont have any joke now i might add one soon

I remember back in the days when this was on MTV it was so fun sometimes when it was fights !

 

[Prest]

Yo momma so hairy, her nipples have afros

 

[SeRoN]

Yo' momma's so fat that it's really hard to find the difference between her phone number and her weight..

 

[socio]

Yo' momma's so fat that not even Dora can explore her!

 

[SeRoN]

Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks ..

 

[Deleted member 92788]

Yo mama's so poor she can't even pay attention.

 

[SeRoN]

Yo momma is so fat she can’t fit into 2012 so she will be stuck in 2011 at the end of the month.

 

[Vendeliko]

Yo momma is so fat she can’t fit into 2012 so she will be stuck in 2011 at the end of the month.

Yo momma didnt tell u its 2013 already.

 

[SeRoN]

we are kidding..
Yo momma is so stupid that she went to the library to find a book on how to read .

 

[Vendeliko]

we are kidding..
Yo momma is so stupid that she went to the library to find a book on how to read .

Yo momma is so stupid she wasnt able to raise u properly

 

[SeRoN]

Yo momma has one toe and one knee, they call her tony(TOE-KNEE)

 

[GhostX]

Yo momma so hairy, when you were born you almost died of carpet burn!

Yo momma so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma so big, she turned an airplane into a submarine!

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Yo momma so fat, when she passes the tv; i miss three episodes.

 

[Beo]

Cant we start with something else?!

e.g.

It used to be called a jump-o-line before yo momma jumped on it
That joke is so overused like yo mommas pussy

 

[SeRoN]

Yo momma so hairy, when you were born you almost died of carpet burn!

Yo momma so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma so big, she turned an airplane into a submarine!

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Yo momma so fat, when she passes the tv; i miss three episodes.

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Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old she's older than yo grandma!
Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

 

[Keram]

@up

HAHAHA, I actually laughed soo hard at them xDDDDD

im not good at making momma jokes ;d

yo momma gets so wet that they built a hydroelectric dam on her.

 

[Hellsways]

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Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old she's older than yo grandma!
Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF , Beautiful Pic , She Is Sexy

@up

HAHAHA, I actually laughed soo hard at them xDDDDD

im not good at making momma jokes ;d

yo momma gets so wet that they built a hydroelectric dam on her.

Well,
Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

Yo momma so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

 

[GhostX]

Yo momma so fat, she goes out in high heels and comes back in flip flops.

Yo momma so fat, when she was sunbathing on the beach, a rescue team came thinking she was a beached whale.

Yo momma so dumb she bought handcuffs because the doctor told her she needed a-rest.

Yo momma so ugly (dayyyyyum soooo ugly) that she haunts the boogieman.

Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the air SHE GOT STUCK!

 

[Runes]

Yo momma so fat, when in sex, I turn 5 times... I AM STILL ON HER!!!!

 

[Hellsways]

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.