Ask Mister Dastan

[Master-m]

how can I masturbate without hands and feet? Might come in handy if I get a accident one day.

 

[Doniio]

Even I know the answer of that question..

 

[Dastan]

Even I know the answer of that question..

Enlighten us

 

[Doniio]

Okey then..

Depends if you are nimble, (If you catch my drift) if not, buy your self an asian street girl and your good to go

 

[Dastan]

How does being nimble help when u have no arms nor feet? haha


My advice is, do it like marylin manson, get a doc thats willing to do everything, operate 2 ribbs out and u can give urself a BJ! Epic win?

 

[Doniio]

Lol you dont know what to do if your nimble?!

 

[Dastan]

Enlighten me

 

[Doniio]

give your self a blow job man.. damn it where is your imagination?

 

[Dastan]

But i said the same thing?!?
Also its fking hard to give urself a BJ.... and kind of disgusting lol

 

[Doniio]

if you are nimble its not =)

 

[Macgregor]

Okey then..

Depends if you are nimble, (If you catch my drift) if not, buy your self an asian street girl and your good to go

Racism! I demand an infraction immediately!

 

[Dastan]

Racism! I demand an infraction immediately!

My question is, can you get a infraction for being retarded...?
Cause he wud obv deserve 1 ^_^ Im ofc just joking but u cant see that im joking bcause this is written in white and ur so gonna flame me back cause u think im serious muahaha

 

[Sweddy]

learn to internets

HAHAHA Nice one

 

[dusieqq]

So Mr. Dastan, tell me what is the diffrence about getting laid or begin laided?

 

[Fallen]

So Mr. Dastan, tell me what is the diffrence about getting laid or begin laided?

getting laid: You are fucking someone
being laid, you are getting fucked

 

[Dastan]

@Up rrright

 

[Shushu]

Mister dastan, when will you stop acting mature, and tell us the truth? :$ Ur so nerd... I think ur son of obamka chocolate president ;$

 

[Dastan]

And ur full of nonsense :thumbup:
And btw, so im literally the son of the president of the united states.... yessss!

 

[Macgregor]

Mister dastan, when will you stop acting mature, and tell us the truth? :$ Ur so nerd... I think ur son of obamka chocolate president ;$

Racism again. Our dear moderators aren't really focusing on the big issues here. To you Shushu: Stupid republican :]

 

[Ecstacy]

I have another question for you, Dastan.
Why did you wrote me a pathetic PM to stop "flame" your posts, while I don't even flame.
you need to get some (girl)friend(s), and life your youth, loser.
Oh here's the message I wrote you, what do you think about it?
P.s. still on-topic.

[QUOTE=Dastan]Listen up lowlife, its simply sad when you try to flame me every time you see one of my posts, so just stop it, its pitiful.[/QUOTE]
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LOSER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH XDDDDDD you gave me an extra space HAHAHAHAHA calling me a lowlife while you have no bitches / friends / drugs.
Sure, call me a low-life ;), if you just knew about marijuana that it doesn't make you any more stupit and that is has potential to stimulate braincell growth :). So, low-life, depending on my study I am able to earn around 6k - 10k euro a month, which is more then you'll earn in 3 months, I'm way smarter then you ;). so don't act smart nerd, get (girl)friends and use some marijuana/alcohol and life your youth, nerd. bye.
That you even wrote me a PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSEr.
P.S. don't do harddrugs, even I don't like it, just told a good girly friend of mine to stop using it :). bye. drunk. nerd. wow I wrote much xd.