This agreement describes the terms on which [servername] offers you access to an account for being able to play on our server. By creating an account you accept the terms and conditions below and state that you are of full legal age in your country or have the permission of your parents to play this game.
You agree that the use of the software is at your sole risk. We provide the software, the game, and all other services "as is". We disclaim all warranties or conditions of any kind, expressed, implied or statutory, including without limitation the implied warranties of title, non-infringement, merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. We do not ensure continuous, error-free, secure or virus-free operation of the software or your account.
We are not liable for any lost profits or special, incidental or consequential damages arising out of or in connection with the game, including, but not limited to, loss of data, items, accounts, points or characters from errors, system downtime, or adjustments of the gameplay.
While you are playing on [servername], you must abide by some rules ("[servername] Rules") that are stated on this homepage. If you break any of these rules, your account may be removed and all other services terminated immediately.
Vip, points, premium:
"Points" temporarily confers additional abilities and advantages to the registered holder of the account it is assigned to. These additional abilities and advantages are not available to holders of free accounts. [servername] reserves the right to add, modify or remove these additional abilities and advantages at any time. You may get these points as a gift for a donation. However, you're donating solely to support the server and you're not purchasing anything. Donations are not refundable in whole or in part.
[servername] reserves the right to change fees and donating methods at any time. Once Vip Accounts have expired or are terminated the respective accounts are downgraded to free account status and the account holders lose all Vip Account benefits. Any fees that have not been used will not be refunded. All holders of [servername] accounts are responsible for the security of their accounts, registered email addresses and computer systems. [servername] cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by compromised accounts. Users are required to act in accordance to the game rules ("[servername] Rules") whenever they enter the game or the website of [servername]. The [servername] Rules are announced on the website of [servername]. [servername] reserves the right to temporary or permanently discontinue the game service for users if they violate one or more of the game rules. The [servername] Rules may be changed by [servername] at any time. [servername] does not warrant continuous or error-free operation of the game, the website of [servername] or the accounts. [servername] reserves the right to temporarily or permanently alter or shut down the game service at any time. [servername] cannot be held liable for loss of profit or for any other kind of damage arising out of or in connection to the game. Examples for such damage include, but are not limited to, loss of data, items, points or characters resulting from software flaws, system downtime or adjustments of the game play. [servername] reserves the right to partially or completely modify this agreement at any time.
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