Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
@ People who don't know what Chuck Norris did/do/is
He became the first Westerner to be awarded an eighth-degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do.
He works for many charities, including the Funds for Kids, Veterans Administration National Salute to Hospitalized Veterans, the United Way, Make-a-Wish Foundation and KickStart, a nonprofit organization he created to help battle drugs and violence in schools.
Chuck Norri's fight career lasted from 1964-1974. Norris started off by losing his first three tournaments but, by 1966, he was almost unbeatable. Among the numerous titles he won were The National Karate Championships (1966), All-Star Championships (1966), World Middleweight Karate Championship (1967), All-American Karate Championship (1967), Internationals (1968), World Professional Middleweight Karate Championship (defeating Louis Delgado on 24 November 1968), All-American Championship (1968), National Tournament of Champions (1968), American Tang Soo Championship, and the North American Karate Championship. Norris compiled a fight record of 65-5 with wins over champions Joe Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Ronald L. Marchini, Victor Moore, Louis Delgado, and Steve Sanders. Of the five men to beat Norris, three were Allen Steen, Joe Lewis, and Norri's last career defeat to Louis Delgado in 1968. Norris retired as undefeated Professional Full-Contact Middleweight Champion in 1974.
Served in the U.S. Air Force
C. Norris quote "I don't initiate violence, I retaliate."
you might not like his acting but he's a winner in every sense of the word.
