• There is NO official Otland's Discord server and NO official Otland's server list. The Otland's Staff does not manage any Discord server or server list. Moderators or administrator of any Discord server or server lists have NO connection to the Otland's Staff. Do not get scammed!

Describe Your Sex Life With A Tibia Term

"You are now able to move on from virgins to sluts"
"You are now able to move on from rookgard to mainland"


12:00 You see a Dildo. It's still vibrating after 3 hours of action.
 
6:55 "You see Pedobear. Hes a Male, Child Molester"
6:58 "Pedobear: Friends?"
6:58 "Me: Okay?"
7:00 "Pedobear: AGL?
7:11 "Me: 11, Female, Sweden, Stockholm"
7:13 "Pedobear: Ok now i come have sex with u"
7:13 "Ignored Pedobear"
 
"Splash" << when you walk on certain items in some quest in ank it says "Splash" and you get "caught" by the smugglers and thieves pwpwpwpwpwp. "Fountain Orgasm ;D"
:):)
 
Shiimi: Wow my sex life is getting dry.
Noob(On rl tibi): What's sex?
Random noob is dickslapped by Shiimi for 69 Damage.

Also I am actually not a virgin I'm not saying that I'm getting it like crazy but just because someone posts in a topic like this doesn't make them a virgin o.O
 
"Sorry, you do not have enough money to buy this object."

"Your account balance is 20gp."

doesn't describe my sex life but i thought it was funny >.<
 
To bad 80% of the otland users are virgins so I dont think they can decribe their sexlife.. exept when they are dating their right or even left hand ;o
 
Back
Top