Describe Your Sex Life With A Tibia Term

[Rethen]

Dark Torturer.

 

[Edbro]

"You are now able to move on from virgins to sluts"
"You are now able to move on from rookgard to mainland"


12:00 You see a Dildo. It's still vibrating after 3 hours of action.

 

[Szakal]

exiva virgin

 

[Pitch]

6:55 "You see Pedobear. Hes a Male, Child Molester"
6:58 "Pedobear: Friends?"
6:58 "Me: Okay?"
7:00 "Pedobear: AGL?
7:11 "Me: 11, Female, Sweden, Stockholm"
7:13 "Pedobear: Ok now i come have sex with u"
7:13 "Ignored Pedobear"

 

[Beo]

"You see a troll."

"The door seems to be sealed against unwanted intruders."
&
"Only the worthy may pass."

utani gran spermshot

I lol'd hard at these. XD

And mines;

Orshabaal.
CRAZY. :$

 

[Sherlok]

Best one?
'Sorry, you do not have enough money.'

 

[Serginov]

"Splash" << when you walk on certain items in some quest in ank it says "Splash" and you get "caught" by the smugglers and thieves pwpwpwpwpwp. "Fountain Orgasm ;D"

 

[akues]

exevo gran mas flam "ue here

 

[zizimaza]

You are dead.

 

[BeniS]

Smack

 

[Shiimi]

Shiimi: Wow my sex life is getting dry.
Noob(On rl tibi): What's sex?
Random noob is dickslapped by Shiimi for 69 Damage.

Also I am actually not a virgin I'm not saying that I'm getting it like crazy but just because someone posts in a topic like this doesn't make them a virgin

 

[crimzzon]

08:50 Loot of Vagina: aids, hiv, herpes, gonorrea, a retarded kid.

HAAHAH you had the best comment in this thread ´HAAHHAHA

 

[God Nixez]

21:1 Sorry but this vagina is owned by some one else.

 

[Cloow]

"You are dead"

I cum >.<

 

[flaite1]

Cum quest:

12:00You have found your dick and a porn site.

 

[Fablow]

"Sorry, you do not have enough money to buy this object."

"Your account balance is 20gp."

doesn't describe my sex life but i thought it was funny >.<

 

[Amiroslo]

I never tried it xD

 

[Korrex]

Dog.

 

[Donio]

To bad 80% of the otland users are virgins so I dont think they can decribe their sexlife.. exept when they are dating their right or even left hand ;o

 

[akues]

: Dddddddd