Describe Your Sex Life With A Tibia Term

[Syntax]

Ok ima attempt to kill this thread

"You are not allowed to shoot directly on players."
"You cannot use this object."
"Both hands need to be free."
"You cannot put more objects in this container."
"You are not invited."
"There is not enough room."
"Put this object in your hand."
"First go upstairs."
"You need to split your spears first."

My favorite: "You are not the owner."

I left out the good ones I already saw

 

[Fallen]

"Turn secure mode off if you really want to attack unmarked players."

 

[Cykotitan]

You cannot enter a protection zone after attacking another player.
You cannot put more items in this depot.
You do not have the required magic level to use this rune.
You are already trading.
This player is already trading.
Drop the double-handed object first.
You do not have enough soul.
You can only use this rune on creatures.
Too far away.
Player is not reachable.
This action is not permitted in a protection zone.
You may not attack this player.
You may not attack a person in a protection zone.
You may not attack a person while you are in a protection zone.
You need to equip a weapon to use this spell.
You cannot leave a pvp zone after attacking another player.
You need to learn this spell first.
Your vocation cannot use this spell.
You need a magic item to cast this spell.
You may use only one shield.
You are not the owner.
You may not cast area spells while you have a black skull.
You cannot add more items on this tile.

 

[krille09]

Vigina's minions are working on her return to the World. LEAVE Edron at once, mortals.

Vigina is about to make her way into the mortal realm. Cum for your lives!

Vigina has been summoned from hell to plague the lands of mortals again.

 

[Fallen]

"Vagina tells you to move closer."

 

[Nikodada]

19:59 You see one broken condom. Watch out you might made somebody pregnant!

 

[Aandeerz]

^ Worst one in this thread.

 

[hoa]

REMIX
you cannot put more items in this vagina (depot)
Drop the double-sided dildo first
turn secure mode off if you really wanna rape unmarked peoples
orc wankman
cockworm queen
barebutt tortoise
06:69 You see Le'Delle in cock

 

[Sentielo]

22:10 You are muted.
22:11 You need to wait 60 seconds to perform this action again. (You are still muted for 60 seconds)

 

[TheNotoriousNaS]

Are you saying it's bad to eat pussy? Lmao..

Never said it's bad (I bet your girl loves it), but it's disgusting, at least IMO.

 

[Rozinx]

You gotta donate to access this area. For more info access our website : cheephookers.net , you can also manage your account and detailed donation info.

 

[BardockTornado]

05:32 Using the last condom...

 

[Evan]

Pedobear says;

HUNTED!

Run to the depot!

 

[Tenhum]

This should be moved to forum games..
jajojei

 

[BardockTornado]

Just a comment off-topic.. the UH rune looks like a Viagra pill and it's supposed to heal you. Is that an allusion? Haha.. xD

 

[Sentielo]

11:23 You see slime.

 

[BardockTornado]

You see a girl (Level 24). She is a single lady.

 

[Bintzer]

better version:
You see Your Friend's Girlfriend (level 19). She is a slut.

 

[Rethen]

14:11 You see a cyclops smith.

 

[LoLaye]

You advanced to sex level: 100