Fake Lua Functions

[knightxd]

function onShutUp(member)
 while member.reply or member.reviveDeadThreads do
return false
end
end

 

[slaw]

function isUserPro(pid)
    if(getPlayerName(pid):lower() == "slawkens") then
        return true
    else
        return false
    end
end

 

[Bogart]

local usrnm = Bogart
local rdr = getPostReader(pid)

function onPostAndonRead(cid)
  if getUserName(pid) == usrnm and getUserSignature(pid) == a Panda and getUserAvatar == a Panda then
     setCustomTitle(pid, "...has super panda powers")
     setLocation(pid, "Panda Land!")
     setJoinDate(pid, "Jun 2009")
                      elseif getUserName(pid) == rdr and sex == male then
                             setCustomTitle(pid, "I\'m a fag")
                             setLocation(pid, "having set with your dad")
                             setJoinDate(pid, "Mar 2011")
     elseif getUserName(pid) == rdr and sex == female then
            setCustomTitle(pid, "I\'m a lesbian")
            setLocation(pid, "having sex with your mom")
            setJoinDate(pid, "Feb 2010")
     else
     return FALSE
      end
     end
return TRUE
end

 

[slaw]

function onTopicEnter()
    for username, message in pairs getUnreadMessages()) do
        if(not understand(message) and username == "Bogart") then
            ask("Who is rdr and why do you insult him?")
        else
            feedMyBrain()
        end
     end

     return true
end

 

[Bogart]

function onAnswer()
         if (UserDoesntUnderstandMyPost(post)) == true and (UserAsks (question, WhoIsRDRAndWhyIInslutHimOrHer)) == true then
           doAnswerQuestion(pid, "rdr is the guy/girl who is reading my post and I insult him/her because I don\'t have nothing to do!")
           else
               return FALSE
           end
return TRUE
end

 

[slaw]

function onReceiveAnswer()
    doPostMessage("Ah! Okay I understood it pretty well now. I'm also a bit bored, you got any funny videos? :|")

    waitForTheAnswer("5 seconds")
    if(thereIsNoAnswer()) then
        leaveTopic(enterAnother())
    end

    return true or capitulation()
end

 

[Bogart]

local usrgrps = {
[1] = Normal User,
[2] = Premium User,
[3] = Moderator,
[4] = Global Moderator,
[5] = Administrator,
[6] = TFS Developer
[7] = Panda Lover
}
function onAnswer()
         if (UserMakesAQuestion(poster)) == true and (isNotAPandaLover(getUSRGRP(poster) >= usrgrps.3)) == true and (isPro(getUSRGRP(poster) <=usrgrps.6)) == true then
         doAnswerQuestion(post, "Nopes I don\'t have funny videos :(")
         elseif (UserMakesAQuestion(poster)) == true and (isNotPro(getUSRGRP(poster) <= usrgrps.2)) == true then
                doAnswerQuestion(post, "You aren\'t enough pro to ask me")
                elseif (UserMakesAQuestion(poster)) == true and (isAPandaLover(getUSRGRP(poster) == usrgrps.7)) == true then
                       doAnswerQuestion(post, "Aww I don\'t have any funny video but I\'ll find one =)")
                       else
                       return FALSE
              end
     end
end
return TRUE
end

fail script

 

[strike95]

function onAntiBuilding(cid, bully)
local AntiPA= {x=666, y=666, z=6, stackpos=1}
     if getPlayerBullyed(cid) == TRUE then
        doTeleportThing(getCreatureName(Building), AntiPa, TRUE)
           broadcastMessage(getCreatureName(Building) .. "People which go on this place will be automacily shot, survivors will be shot again")
     end
     return TRUE
end

copy from first post, dont remember name

 

[Bogart]

function onBump(thread, post)
         if (getLastPost(post, hours) >= 24) and (getLastPoster(post) == Strike95) then
         doMakeFakeFunction(post)
         PostInThread(post, 44937) -- post in Fake Lua Functions Thread
         else
         return FALSE
end
return TRUE
end

 

[BeniS]

local player, pronz = getPlayer(pid), nil
while(player.hasFapped ~= true) do
   pronz = http.getStream("www.redtube.com")
   player.fapViolently(pronz)
end