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I'm pretty sure everyone knows these, so lets share some 
Note: Lets avoid racism or other offensive 'jokes' here and keep this clean
Q: How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one but it takes 10 episodes.
Q: How many consulting engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, that'll be $50 please.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they merely change the standard to darkness and then they upgrade the customers.
Q: How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ten - one to screw it in, two to design the icon, four to design the T-shirts, and three to come up with the code name for the project.
Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?(Only funny if you actually make programs for Windows)
A: Seventy two. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle ...
Q: How many college students does it take to screw a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, will this be on the test?
Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.
Note: Lets avoid racism or other offensive 'jokes' here and keep this clean
Q: How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one but it takes 10 episodes.
Q: How many consulting engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, that'll be $50 please.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they merely change the standard to darkness and then they upgrade the customers.
Q: How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ten - one to screw it in, two to design the icon, four to design the T-shirts, and three to come up with the code name for the project.
Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?(Only funny if you actually make programs for Windows)
A: Seventy two. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle ...
Q: How many college students does it take to screw a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, will this be on the test?
Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.
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