I bought hill replicas for everyone, so everybody still are the king of the (fake) hill, but i hid the original in a secret place, and if I die, nobody will never be able to see the hill again, 'cause it's on another dimension that only I can open and there is absolutely nothing inside that dimension apart from the hill. So I'm the king of the hill, 'cause I have it, but I'm not the king of the hill 'cause I'm not over the hill. But Still I am The king of the hill for fooling each and everyone of u.
(I know it's an old post, but I couldn't resist my self from wining the contest.)