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Zisly

Zisly

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This is the story of vanilla ice
his momma got him by losing a game of dice
he had a real hard time growing among mice
he one day decided to life, add spice
genetics have a role in life
luck he had not in games of dice
he had to be smart to earn that rice
so he did what he thought would suffice
mother his, unwillingtly used to entice
though in the hood that did not have a price
he had to change plans for that rice
he got down on his knees and begged them to be nice
after all, you know them hoodies pack size
he took it and he must have liked these guys
as he sure did perform real nice
enough to be granted that nice bowl of rice

Fín
 
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but that he could not, cuz cock was bound to Lance
 
not them lances from them knights but the one on the bycicle, yea thats right, the one with cancer who became a financer for them testiclecancer foundation
 
Ok, we're done with that now. Macedoon and I was talking, as we're just the brain of things, we need someone who can perform our latest song: The Struggle Of Vanilla Ice For His Rice. As we've been here for years we have both experienced a lot as well as seen the potential this place holds; we got a dozen of gangsters we firmly believe could make the cut. Therefore, we (Mace and I), will start holding auditions starting Friday.
 
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If the last word of your sentence ends with "nigger" then, yes, it does help. But we (Zisly & I) seek a capable rapper with the caliber of Little Wayne, to rap Zisly's "The Struggle Of Vanilla Ice For His Rice" song. Myself is currently working on "Ain't nothing but a Vanilla thing". It will feature Drake and we also need a GuyInRealLife to sing and act like Nicki Minaiji.
 
lololol so I can't join... Wait, how does one become a g? Drugs, money, women, cars, shoes?
 
One does not just become a g. You just are. And sadly, you aren't. We wouldn't want any posers in the rap industry would we?
 
Do you think you have a fat ass or can afford a fake one like Nicki Minaiji. Then get a camera, get on skype, invite Zisly and myself and shake that bootey!


Shaking le Bootey like Minaiji

Application form:

Name: *
Last Name: *
Age: #

Why should we pick you?: *

* ( If this appears, it means that we don't give a shit )
# ( If this appears, it means that we need a number under 13 )
 
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo,
I got my niggers with me, Zisly and macedoon,
I got ten wraps of cocaine hidden in my bedroom,
COME AT ME BRO, youll meet your doom
I'll be like Chuck Norris, punching like 'zoom'
Vanilla Ice is all gloom,
Blow up this pony loving faggot like.. boom!


Edit;I'll be willing to shake my azz on skype to join your amazing crew.

Only if I can take my street corner to shot my buds aiiiight.
 
Tyren said:
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo,
I got my niggers with me, Zisly and macedoon,
I got ten wraps of cocaine hidden in my bedroom,
COME AT ME BRO, youll meet your doom
I'll be like Chuck Norris, punching like 'zoom'
Vanilla Ice is all gloom,
Blow up this pony loving faggot like.. boom!


Edit;I'll be willing to shake my azz on skype to join your amazing crew.

Only if I can take my street corner to shot my buds aiiiight.
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Kaboom would've sounded better...
 
Tyren said:
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo,
I got my niggers with me, Zisly and macedoon,
I got ten wraps of cocaine hidden in my bedroom,
COME AT ME BRO, youll meet your doom
I'll be like Chuck Norris, punching like 'zoom'
Vanilla Ice is all gloom,
Blow up this pony loving faggot like.. boom!


Edit;I'll be willing to shake my azz on skype to join your amazing crew.

Only if I can take my street corner to shot my buds aiiiight.
Click to expand...
Ponies & Chuck Norris?
Are you out of your freaking mind?!

As we said: we aren't looking for writers. We're looking for people to perform our work.
 
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