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Noctivity
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Lol i actually giggled.
8/10
More random phone conversations:I was talking to my gf ..like always and we were talking alot and i was sitting there quietly watching my tv when i began singing "You dropped your bible and i saw your thong" im like wtf. XD
So that isnt that great but whatever. it was random when its quiet
8/10
More random phone conversations:I was talking to my gf ..like always and we were talking alot and i was sitting there quietly watching my tv when i began singing "You dropped your bible and i saw your thong" im like wtf. XD
So that isnt that great but whatever. it was random when its quiet
Jesper_Kladden
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0/10
What's the difference between a black man and a basketball?
<JOKE> You may not kick the basketball </JOKE>
What's the difference between a black man and a basketball?
<JOKE> You may not kick the basketball </JOKE>
Noctivity
Chronic Masturbator
I dont have a joke but LOL.
What is with you people and your black jokes.
XD
What is with you people and your black jokes.
XD
dread2mist
Never fart, Never forget
lol... 0/10
Joke 1 - How do you break a blonde's nose bone? ?
ANSWER -> put you'r dick under the glass table!
Joke 2 - What's the difference between a Mosquito and a Blonde ?
ANSWER -> The Mosquito stop's sucking after you hit it!!
Joke 3 - what did the blonde say to her first customer at her most successful job?
ANSWER -> Welcome to McDonalds.
PLEASE RATE THEM ALL!!
Joke 1 - How do you break a blonde's nose bone? ?
ANSWER -> put you'r dick under the glass table!
Joke 2 - What's the difference between a Mosquito and a Blonde ?
ANSWER -> The Mosquito stop's sucking after you hit it!!
Joke 3 - what did the blonde say to her first customer at her most successful job?
ANSWER -> Welcome to McDonalds.
PLEASE RATE THEM ALL!!
Donio
Banned User
2/10 on them all..
One day Mr Donio's wife felt a bit sick, So Mr donio made a call to the train station to order 2 1 way tickets. When they arrived to the hospital the doctor told Mr Donio that hes wife had 1 week to live, Mr Donio was a cheap man, What he did was he called the train station and orderd only 1 ticket to him self.
Lol xD
One day Mr Donio's wife felt a bit sick, So Mr donio made a call to the train station to order 2 1 way tickets. When they arrived to the hospital the doctor told Mr Donio that hes wife had 1 week to live, Mr Donio was a cheap man, What he did was he called the train station and orderd only 1 ticket to him self.
Lol xD
Lol 3/10
Once a man was in a queue then he walked past all and did go to the front then the man that was first in the line said "HEY stop I'm standing here, go back to the beginning of the line" then the man said.. But someone is already standing there too
Once a man was in a queue then he walked past all and did go to the front then the man that was first in the line said "HEY stop I'm standing here, go back to the beginning of the line" then the man said.. But someone is already standing there too
Donio
Banned User
hah 7/10 xD
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!
hahahahahahah
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!
hahahahahahah
Zonet
Web Developer
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0,0 / 10
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it is zero (0) huheuhaue abad joke
0,0 / 10
what number is this (o)
it is zero (0) huheuhaue abad joke
Donio
Banned User
LOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!! 2/10 haha to dry xD
Whats the diffrence between a musqito and a blonde?
The musqito stops sucking when you hit it!
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Whats the diffrence between a musqito and a blonde?
The musqito stops sucking when you hit it!
HAUEHAUHAEUHAUHAHAHAHAHUUAUHAHAHAH
Sharp
Veteran OT User
10/10
laol
xD
Old classic joke:
Q: Why did the chick cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
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laol
xD
Old classic joke:
Q: Why did the chick cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
hHEuehueUHEUhuheuhUHUAA
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EHasuheuashUEHAUheu 5/10 haUEHause
Okay, I couldn't come up with one so I picked one a friend of mine told me (I don't believe in this but ehehe)
Santa Claus, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were out taking a walk and they found 100$, who got it?
Answer: The dumb blonde got it, Santa Claus and smart blonde's doesn't exist.
Okay, I couldn't come up with one so I picked one a friend of mine told me (I don't believe in this but ehehe)
Santa Claus, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were out taking a walk and they found 100$, who got it?
Answer: The dumb blonde got it, Santa Claus and smart blonde's doesn't exist.
Donio
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Hahahhhaahahahahahah 1000 of 10
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