Good joke, become a clown please, because I'm sure a lot of people laugh of this funny jokes.
Who said no one wouldn't buy a 80EK? Judging by your logic: "Not like anyones gonna buy a lvl 80 anyway", an 80ek is equivalent to a 250 on Shadowcores. I reckon probably worth more than your accounts on Shadowcores and/or Lunarforce.
Just because your highest level on Real Tibia probably is on Rookgard and level 1 stuck on the beginners island doesn't mean other people don't like it.
If you wish, I can help you skip or pass the tutorial and then we can go get you a brass set on mainland so you can bot with Magebot on Optional-Pvp.