The Official Best Quote Thread!

[GhostX]

The opposite of the lion king?

 

[Damon]

This one is cool, too haha

Pfft nothing beats a nice chilled beer <3

by GhostX

 

[Peroxide]

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[Vendeliko]

Vendeliko is pro

...

 

[GhostX]

Jonny depp -

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

 

[Doffen]

"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye." -Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Bogarts Panda]

My mom told me when i grow up and getting older it will be same for me.

Now i wished that i was young like 10 again i wish i never grew up.

Just kidding she said. WAKE UP!!! GET A FUCKING JOB AND MOVE OUT FROM MY HOUSE.

 

[Deleted member 92788]

"I'm looking for a girl I can fuck in ma' hummer truck" - Nate Dogg

 

[walkingdragon]

"That's what she said"

Come at me bro

 

[Blazed Druid]

Why do boys love me for the tits I post on facebook and not for my character

 

[GhostX]

Snatch:

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
Written down the side of mine...
Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Sol: What the fuck is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Vinny: Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?

 

[Ferchox]

Cipsoft, what cha doing with the client?, Cipsoft..., Stahp

-Ferchox

 

[J.Dre]

"You're a newb." -J.Dre

 

[Eskylo]

So basically what this thread is about is you can write a quote made by anyone, even yourself just for the fun of it I guess haha. It can be written, typed or anything.. doesn't matter. So lets go!

Let me start off first:

The mass supports the brand,
The brand supports the media,
And the media controls the mass!

 

[Damon]

 

[hi_im_stupid]

 

[Damon]

“Man surprised me most about humanity. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”

 

[GOD Wille]

 

[macedoon]

"Try waiting for a new chapter of Berserk and then you will learn patience." - Some random guy on reddit

 

[Damon]